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itsmeima




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 6:45 am
Only Trump can say that - besides "I'm a stable genius"...

I'll start: “If you buy a box of cereal - you have a voter ID.” (remember that?)
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PinkFridge




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 6:51 am
Oh, I'd love to play, but I'm determined to try to show the respect due the office holder. (I'll probably follow the thread though shuttered fingers Twisted Evil )
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meyerlemon44




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 6:52 am
I find him hysterical. Wild and crazy, but always entertaining.
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Ravenclaw




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 6:59 am
“He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, OK?”

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”

“If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the **** out of ’em, would you? Seriously. OK? Just knock the hell—I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise. I promise.”

“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.”
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itsmeima




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 7:01 am
PinkFridge wrote:
Oh, I'd love to play, but I'm determined to try to show the respect due the office holder. (I'll probably follow the thread though shuttered fingers Twisted Evil )


Kol hakavod!
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WhatFor




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 7:08 am
(sitting in Jerusalem with Reuven Rivlin and a bunch of other Israelis after visiting Saudi Arabia)

"We just got back from the middle east." Did he not realize he was in Israel? Did he not realize Israel was in the Middle East? Was it the jet lag? Who knows. Ron Dermer (Israel's ambassador to the US) putting his head in his hands made me smile.
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Gulabi




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 7:20 am
'I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky. I don’t need it. I’ve always said, "If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl."'

(On Puerto Rico) 'This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.'
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sequoia




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 7:37 am
I have the best words!
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Fox




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 8:03 am
"Clinton, she was easy. Right? Obama was easy. The Bush dynasty was. But sleepy Joe, I’m worried about, right? So then I said to myself, 'Gee, I guess there’s only one way. Let’s call up Ukraine for help.'"
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imasinger




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 8:16 am
A classic from last year:

"What am I thankful for at Thanksgiving? I'm grateful for the tremendous difference I've made in my presidency..."
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PinkFridge




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 8:20 am
I assume that the rule is that these are all true, right?

(@still I dont want to see )
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simcha2




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 8:31 am
"I’m looking forward to it actually,” (testifying under oath)
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Squishy




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 8:34 am
How can you people make fun of someone who made a perfect phone call?
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allthingsblue




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 8:35 am
Covfefe
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Gulabi




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 8:38 am
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
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Simple1




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 8:53 am
meyerlemon44 wrote:
I find him hysterical. Wild and crazy, but always entertaining.


My favorite Tweet is in response to Tlaib refusing to go to Israel after being granted permission to visit her grandmother.

"...The only real winner is Tlaib's grandmother. She doesn't have to see her now!"

https://www.google.com/amp/s/w.....=true
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zaq




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 9:20 am
In 20 years we may look back and laugh. At the moment, though, the man is too dangerous to laugh at. Remember that people laughed at yemach shmo Hitler at the beginning of his career, dismissing him as just a lunatic who wouldn’t get anywhere. The same was true of Napoleon. Once these kinds of men get a taste of power they think they’re above the laws of both man and G-d.

When Trump dies, pathologists will dissect his brain and prove what we already know.
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Rubber Ducky




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 9:28 am
Zaq, I'm one of those people who will support President Trump even if he shoots someone in the middle of 5th Avenue, but can't we just enjoy this thread without the politics?
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allthingsblue




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 9:46 am
zaq wrote:
In 20 years we may look back and laugh. At the moment, though, the man is too dangerous to laugh at. Remember that people laughed at yemach shmo Hitler at the beginning of his career, dismissing him as just a lunatic who wouldn’t get anywhere. The same was true of Napoleon. Once these kinds of men get a taste of power they think they’re above the laws of both man and G-d.

When Trump dies, pathologists will dissect his brain and prove what we already know.


Don't want to turn this thread political but how on earth can you compare Hitler, who publicized his plan to murder millions of people, with Donald Trump, who may be aversive but is hardly a threat (except maybe to women; women should proceed with caution if they are near him and should never be left alone with him), but even that- s-xual assault- is hardly comparative to murder of millions.
(Bill Clinton is equally threatening in that regard.)
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Fox




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 9:47 am
allthingsblue wrote:
Covfefe

So funny that a three-year-old filly named "Covfefe" (after Trump's typo) has won 6 of her first 8 races, including a $1 million dollar race.

I don't recall Trump tweeting about it, but if he hasn't, I'm sure he will!
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