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itsmeima




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 9:51 am
Gulabi wrote:
'I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky. I don’t need it. I’ve always said, "If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl."'

(On Puerto Rico) 'This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.'


No, nooooooo way! He did not say that TMI
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Squishy




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:02 am
zaq wrote:
In 20 years we may look back and laugh. At the moment, though, the man is too dangerous to laugh at. Remember that people laughed at yemach shmo Hitler at the beginning of his career, dismissing him as just a lunatic who wouldn’t get anywhere. The same was true of Napoleon. Once these kinds of men get a taste of power they think they’re above the laws of both man and G-d.

When Trump dies, pathologists will dissect his brain and prove what we already know.


You sound [.....] comparing Trump to Hitler. You are polarizing a nice light hearted thread. If you knew any history, it's the National Socialists and the Democratic Socialists who share parallels. The left scares me and the angry majority because they want to make radical changes in society just like Hitler and Napoleon.

[Please keep it civil- Yael]

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ShishKabob




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:04 am
Squishy wrote:
You sound obsessed and deranged comparing Trump to Hitler. You are polarizing a nice light hearted thread. If you knew any history, it's the National Socialists and the Democratic Socialists who share parallels. The left scares me and the angry majesty because they want to make radical changes in society just like Hitler and Napoleon.
This
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Squishy




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:05 am
itsmeima wrote:
No, nooooooo way! He did not say that TMI


I don't remember that one about Viagra, but he did say that if you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.
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girlzrus




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:05 am
Fox wrote:
So funny that a three-year-old filly named "Covfefe" (after Trump's typo) has won 6 of her first 8 races, including a $1 million dollar race.

I don't recall Trump tweeting about it, but if he hasn't, I'm sure he will!


He responded to that one as well. Don’t remember the exact words, but something like” who said it was a mistweet maybe you just didnt understand it”
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#BestBubby




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:08 am
Here are some of Obama's biggest Gaffes - covered up by Fake News:

Just an update and refresher. President Obama has made several major blunders over the years. The following are arguably his top 15 gaffes thus far.

1) ….ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.

“In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.”

Regarding a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

2) “I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”

During a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon.

3) It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns…

“It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

Obama trying to explain why he has difficulty winning over some working-class voters.

4) Fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today.

“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”

5) Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s

“Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under a McCain…administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.”

Spoken while visiting Amman, Jordan on July 22, 2008.

6) The middle east is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.

“The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”

Said while in Tampa, FL on Jan. 28, 2010.

7) Says that grandmother …is a typical white person…

“The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society.”

8) Nope, John Mcain has not talked about my Muslim faith…

“What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith…”

In an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying “your Christian faith,” which Obama quickly clarified.

9) I’m here with the Girardo family here in st. Louis.

“I’m here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis.”

While speaking to the Democratic National Convention via satellite, while in Kansas City, Missouri. (August 25, 2008)

10) A term in Austrian does not exist…

“It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”

Confusing German with a language that does not exist–”Austrian.” (Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009)

11) Obama frequently appears to have no idea what goes on…with his own campaign or presidency.

“We don’t have the technical capacity to create something like that. It’s pretty extraordinary.”

Obama, denying that a YouTube video mocking Hillary Clinton was created by his campaign staff.

“Two days later, the ‘Apple 1984 ad’ spoof was revealed to be the creation of a political operative employed by a firm overseeing technology for Obama’s campaign. The Obama campaign later said it ‘had no knowledge and had nothing to do with the creation of the ad,’ and the creator was fired.”

12) “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

Said following a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers in Washington, D.C. (July 20, 2009)


13) via HuffPo:

“This week, President Barack Obama put himself in an awkward position with America’s ally, Poland, when he erroneously referred to World War II-era Nazi concentration camps in Nazi-occupied Poland as ‘Polish.’ How should a world leader move ahead after he makes a blunder? And how should allies handle such situations on the world stage to avoid turning a minor faux pas into a major international incident?

‘The reference to a “death camp in Poland” as “Polish death camp” is really nothing more than sloppy grammar, a misplaced effort to economize by saying in three words that which should take four,’ observes the University of Denver’s Christopher Hill, a former U.S. ambassador to Poland. ‘But in Poland, there is persistent and understandable anxiety that many people in the world whose understanding of history is not what it should be, actually believe that Poles were somehow willing accomplices to German Nazis.’

Obama’s gaffe occurred on May 29th, when he was presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom — the nation’s highest civilian honor — posthumously to WWII Polish-resistance officer Jan Karski (who died in 2000). Obama noted that Karski’s fellow resistance fighters ‘smuggled him into the Warsaw Ghetto and a Polish death camp behind enemy lines to witness the atrocities firsthand.’”

14) President Obama’s admission in an August, 2014 press conference that “we don’t have a strategy yet” for a broader confrontation with the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria is a major problem for the White House.

15) Obama makes two significant foreign policy blunders.

via Breitbart:

“President Obama has made two major gaffes so far during his Europe trip. After falsely claimed that Kosovo held a UN-assisted referendum on self-determination, he then wrongly said that Georgia was not being considered for NATO membership.

Speaking on Kosovo yesterday, Obama said : ‘…Kosovo only left Serbia after a referendum was organised not outside the boundaries of international law, but in careful cooperation with the United Nations and with Kosovo’s neighbours. None of that even came close to happening in Crimea.’

But none of it came close to happening in Kosovo either, as Milos Subotic, the International Relations Officer of the University of Pristina, Kosovo told Breitbart London.

‘During his yesterday speech in Brussels, President Obama showed a lack of knowledge of the political situation in Kosovo. Kosovo never organised any kind of referendum, but the Assembly of Provisional Institutions of self-government of Kosovo made a unilateral declaration of independence on February 17th 2008.

‘The declaration of independence has been recognised by approximately one hundred states, however Serbia and many countries have also showed their opposition to declaration of independence, most notably China and Russia. What Kosovo did was not in line with United Nations and that’s confirmed by the fact that Kosovo is not member of UN.’”

Source: https://www.redstate.com/diary.....ffes/


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allthingsblue




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:11 am
Best bubby, what does your post have to do with funny things Trump has said?
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Squishy




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:13 am
allthingsblue wrote:
Best bubby, what does your post have to do with funny things Trump has said?


It sounds like it is in response to Zaq's nasty post.
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#BestBubby




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:17 am
allthingsblue wrote:
Best bubby, what does your post have to do with funny things Trump has said?


To remind all the Trump Haters Mocking Trump that Obama said Far more "funnier" things than Trump!
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allthingsblue




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:17 am
Let's get this thread back on track
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allthingsblue




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:18 am
#BestBubby wrote:
To remind all the Trump Haters Mocking Trump that Obama said Far more "funnier" things than Trump!


Obama wasn't funny.
Trump is funny.

Being funny can be a good thing. For once this was a thread everyone could enjoy...
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Jeanette




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:40 am
Rubber Ducky wrote:
Zaq, I'm one of those people who will support President Trump even if he shoots someone in the middle of 5th Avenue, but can't we just enjoy this thread without the politics?


Does it matter who he shoots? How many people he shoots?
Does it matter if he does the shooting himself or directs others to shoot?
Does the support only extend to Trump or would you support other members of Trump's admin if they shot someone on 5th avenue?
Do you support shootings in general or only shootings done by Trump?
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Squishy




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:45 am
Jeanette wrote:
Does it matter who he shoots? How many people he shoots?
Does it matter if he does the shooting himself or directs others to shoot?
Does the support only extend to Trump or would you support other members of Trump's admin if they shot someone on 5th avenue?
Do you support shootings in general or only shootings done by Trump?


See, the left can't play nicely. They can't stop for a moment. Everything with them must be outrage.
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chanatron1000




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:45 am
#BestBubby wrote:
To remind all the Trump Haters Mocking Trump that Obama said Far more "funnier" things than Trump!

The United States has a tradition of presidential gaffes going way back. In fact, Joe Biden is working really hard to prove himself a worthy candidate by demonstrating his abilities before the election.
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allthingsblue




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:47 am
Squishy wrote:
See, the left can't play nicely. They can't stop for a moment. Everything with them must be outrage.


I see nothing with Jeanette's post. I read it as somewhat a satire.
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Rubber Ducky




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:52 am
Jeanette, at this point, President Trump shooting someone on 5th Avenue would probably be self-defense. But he won't need to — we have the Secret Service for that. Your comments would be more appropriate on the Red Lines thread.

Back to fun Trump quotes: "Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me 'old,' when I would NEVER call him 'short and fat?'"
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Squishy




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:53 am
allthingsblue wrote:
I see nothing with Jeanette's post. I read it as somewhat a satire.


Sorry I got it wrong, and she's actually a Trump supporter using an apagogical argument.

Welcome aboard, Jeanette.
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Jeanette




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:55 am
allthingsblue wrote:
I see nothing with Jeanette's post. I read it as somewhat a satire.


If she meant it seriously then I meant it seriously.

If she meant it tongue in cheek then I meant it tongue in cheek.

It's a two-way street. Trump can be treated as a joke until there are real world consequences. Then the joke isn't funny anymore.
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icebreaker




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:56 am
Not touching this with a 10-foot pole LOL
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allthingsblue




 
 
 


Post  Thu, Nov 07 2019, 10:56 am
Jeanette wrote:
If she meant it seriously then I meant it seriously.

If she meant it tongue in cheek then I meant it tongue in cheek.

It's a two-way street. Trump can be treated as a joke until there are real world consequences. Then the joke isn't funny anymore.


I agree with you.
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