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MiriFr




 
 
 


Post  Fri, Dec 06 2019, 7:05 am
A tub of ice cream that's past the expiration date
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singleagain




 
 
 


Post  Fri, Dec 06 2019, 7:19 am
People who keep asking the same question. Even though you've sent them the info at least a dozen times.
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rgh




 
 
 


Post  Fri, Dec 06 2019, 9:43 am
horrible smelling floor cleaner
a broken bathroom lock Can't Believe It Can't Believe It
post it notes that aren't sticky
a poland spring water dispenser with those 5 gallon water barrels that is somehow always empty when you come to get water, and you're 8 months preg and all the able-bodied men seem to have disappeared and you have to shlep it over, pick it up, flip it upside down, and click it on by yourself. Banging head Applause
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yersp




 
 
 


Post  Fri, Dec 06 2019, 12:19 pm
I am really slow. Was scratching my head why secret satan and not secret santa. It took me till the last page to chap.

I should go back to sleep and maybe restart the day.
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MiriFr




 
 
 


Post  Fri, Dec 06 2019, 1:37 pm
IKEA furniture without the instructions
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 


Post  Fri, Dec 06 2019, 2:08 pm
Soo so important! Super goopy sticky bathroom tiles. So no matter what anyone wears, they stick to that gross, unidentifiable glop when they enter.

And.. Those half toilet seats with splatters.. Oh gross. I gotta cook fish now! Why do I do this..
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BatyaEsther




 
 
 


Post  Fri, Dec 06 2019, 3:50 pm
WhatFor wrote:
So some on the other thread commented that they thought it would be about a "secret Satan", and that got me thinking...

What you you get for your office Secret Satan?

So far I've come up with:

-A hopelessly jammed printer
-A computer that turns on but is configuring for updates and remains at 0% for infinity
-A box of pens that ran out of ink

Ha!
I already have all those things.
I also have a Voicemail that goes in and out so you can't consistently hear the message. Terrible wifi, a copy machine that prints either too dark or too light, and a rude office receptionist.

But in all honesty, love what I do and I have awesome coworkers!
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cinnamon




 
 
 


Post  Sat, Dec 07 2019, 11:41 am
A whiteboard with permanant marker on it.
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BadTichelDay




 
 
 


Post  Sat, Dec 07 2019, 12:18 pm
I didn't read the whole thread, so sorry for any doubles. All of these "gifts" I got already irl. Happy to swap them.

Extra thick, scratchy paper towels instead of toilet paper that leave the toilet continuously half or completely clogged.

No bin in the toilet for used hygiene articles of course.

A toner cartridge for the printer that permanently gives off black dust which covers the desk around the printer.

A flickering ceiling light for above your desk.

A computer monitor that is at least 10 years old and so dim you can hardly read anything on it.

A swivel chair that's broken and sinks downwards on its own when you sit down on it.

An a/c unit with no remote control.

A brown sticky stain on the wall in the shape of an Egyptian idol with a bird's head (I almost regretted when they painted that over after about 8 years).
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 


Post  Sat, Dec 07 2019, 6:56 pm
Cardboard strength tissues

And a chair that tips over when you lean back..
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singleagain




 
 
 


Post  Sat, Dec 07 2019, 7:13 pm
Computer monitors that go off for random seconds
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chasdie Hashem




 
 
 


Post  Sat, Dec 07 2019, 10:09 pm
When dear husband says “remind me tomorrow-I’ll do it then”
& he always keeps his word-& repeats that nerve racking favorite word of his “will try imyh tomorrow”Wink
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chanatron1000




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Dec 08 2019, 2:26 pm
A file cabinet with sharp edges that is positioned in a way that makes it hard not to bump into.
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Dec 08 2019, 2:27 pm
chanatron1000 wrote:
A file cabinet with sharp edges that is positioned in a way that makes it hard not to bump into.


And will gladly rip a pair of thick winter tights every.single.time you pass! Grrrrrr
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