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avrahamama
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Wed, Jan 08 2020, 9:34 pm
We don't eat other people's feet! Stop biting my toes!
What crazy things do you hear yourself saying?
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Fuchsia
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Wed, Jan 08 2020, 10:04 pm
Haha, I was going to start such a thread last week...
After telling my son not to eat spicy potato chips before he goes to sleep because it could make him nauseous, he proceeded to eat it. I then annoyingly said "I'm not helping you clean up if you throw up"!!
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lilies
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Wed, Jan 08 2020, 10:11 pm
Stop Laughing! No laughing in this house!
My son laughs an evil villain laugh . On purpose. It's just in his head right now, like an earworm.
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mrs me
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Wed, Jan 08 2020, 10:19 pm
We don’t brush our teeth with a fingernail brush!!! 🤮
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avrahamama
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Wed, Jan 08 2020, 10:29 pm
You have to shower more than once a week! It's basic hygiene!
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smile4ever
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Wed, Jan 08 2020, 10:47 pm
Crayons are for paper, NOT tea biscuits!
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happymom123
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Wed, Jan 08 2020, 11:03 pm
The shower curtain is not food!
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Puce
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Wed, Jan 08 2020, 11:18 pm
My feet are not a place to sit. Or are they?
And I mean my actual feet. Not my legs, not my lap, my feet. Wherever I am my little ones will come and sit on my feet.
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Fave
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 1:16 am
“I don’t have time or patience to sit in the emergency room tonight. If you hurt yourself, you’ll need to go in yourself”
Said when my son is playing wildly or is attempting to try a daredevil stunt.
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essie14
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 1:18 am
Fave wrote: | “I don’t have time or patience to sit in the emergency room tonight. If you hurt yourself, you’ll need to go in yourself”
Said when my son is playing wildly or is attempting to try a daredevil stunt. |
My quotable quote is "we are NOT going to the ER today!!!!"
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Teomima
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 2:55 am
"Get off your sister's head!" More often than I care to admit.
Also, if any of you have seen Baby Mama, there's a line in that movie that I find myself using embarrassingly often: "Is that chocolate or poop??"
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dankbar
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 3:08 am
I keep telling my son That he shouldn't go to sleep at "azeiger tzvuntzig" ( bc my mom used to say that) He responds that there isn't such a time! Lo & behold today his watch switched over to 20 o'clock...21 o'clock...22 o'clock like all over the world besides for USA
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Metukah
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 3:27 am
Fave wrote: | “I don’t have time or patience to sit in the emergency room tonight. If you hurt yourself, you’ll need to go in yourself”
Said when my son is playing wildly or is attempting to try a daredevil stunt. |
Are you me?
'don't do that, if you break your hand/leg/head, I'm not taking you to hospital. I'll call an ambulance and you can go by yourself'
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 5:05 am
"I know you look nice in them! But you can't wear 4 inch heels. You're three."
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Rappel
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 5:11 am
"Why did you pee all over the matnetiles this morning? Then why did you need to *touch* it?"
*at the crack of dawn*
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cornflower
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 5:19 am
If we unscrew all our toys we won't have any left! (5 year old is obsessed with husband's screw driver)
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dankbar
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 7:13 am
Mommy is not your monkey bar.
Your brother is not a punching bag.
Your sister is not your doll.
Don't squash the baby's head because her sechel will fly out
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avrahamama
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 7:21 am
Try not to trip on your brother he moved to the floor in the middle of the night.
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Rappel
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 8:19 am
The sun is going to nap now.
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jfk92
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Thu, Jan 09 2020, 8:45 am
To my toddleer upon his recent discovery
"We dont pull eye-lashes"
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