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amother




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Post  Tue, Jan 14 2020, 3:35 pm
That thread reminded me a song we sang in camp.
Can someone help me on the rest of the words?

There once was a chassan who took his young miss
Behind the mechitza to give her a…...
Lecture on kashrus meat chicken and eggs
And told her she had such beautiful......
Middos that suit a girl of her charms
A girl he wanted to take in his…...
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Iymnok




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Jan 14 2020, 3:37 pm
One day they’d get married and have...
Gefilte fish!
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Kiwi13




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Jan 14 2020, 3:42 pm
I don't know the Jewish version you learned, but the one I know is...

Miss Susie had a tugboat, the tugboat had a bell.
Miss Susie went to Heaven, the tugboat when to--
Hello operator, please give me number 9,
and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from---
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Susie sat upon it, and cut her little---
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the lockers, zipping down their---
flies are in the forest, and bees are in the park.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the---
dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show.
A show is like a TV screen and that is all I know!

Super weird going over that as an adult. I used to think it was so clever and sophisticated, hahaha!
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Jan 14 2020, 6:01 pm
That thread reminded me a song we sang in camp.
Can someone help me on the rest of the words?

There once was a chassan who took his young miss
Behind the mechitza to give her a…...
Lecture on kashrus meat chicken and eggs
And told her she had such beautiful......
Middos that suit a girl of her charms
A girl he wanted to take in his….


Washing and ironing and then if she did,
They would get married and raise lots of....


Sweet violets,
Sweeter than all the roses, covered all over from head to toe with sweet violets.

Btw yours is not the original. The original is secular.

There once was a farmer who took a young miss
In back of the barnyard to give her a
Lecture on horses and chickens and eggs and told her she had the most beautiful
Manners that suited a girl of her charms, a girl he would like etc.
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amother




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Post  Tue, Jan 14 2020, 6:27 pm
zaq wrote:
That thread reminded me a song we sang in camp.
Can someone help me on the rest of the words?

There once was a chassan who took his young miss
Behind the mechitza to give her a…...
Lecture on kashrus meat chicken and eggs
And told her she had such beautiful......
Middos that suit a girl of her charms
A girl he wanted to take in his….


Washing and ironing and then if she did,
They would get married and raise lots of....


Sweet violets,
Sweeter than all the roses, covered all over from head to toe with sweet violets.

Btw yours is not the original. The original is secular.

There once was a farmer who took a young miss
In back of the barnyard to give her a
Lecture on horses and chickens and eggs and told her she had the most beautiful
Manners that suited a girl of her charms, a girl he would like etc.


That was absolutely awesome.
Wow. Thanks for sharing. I’m so amazed at your memory abilities to quote all that.
I think I’m in awe of you. Hi
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