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Marigold
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 Wed, Jan 22 2020, 1:08 am
| Jewishfoodie wrote: | I can't make this stuff up! This morning I literally opened the pantry and a can of tomato paste came flying at my head at what I imagine is 100 miles an hour and I caught the sucker!!! I would have had to go to work with a can-shaped dent in my brain without my super abilities!
OH. Or I could have called in sick and had the day to myself... I missed that opportunity... Stupid dog! |
This happened to me. I had a can-shaped dent on the center of my nose. And It wasn’t pretty. And boy did it hurt. Be Glad u caught that flying sucker.
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amother
Seafoam
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Wed, Jan 22 2020, 1:10 am
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I can toss diapers into the trash from down the hall, and I think I'm more accurate than an NBA player. I get them in almost every single time. (And I have 2 in diapers now, so I get a lot of free throws.)
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malki2
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Wed, Jan 22 2020, 5:29 am
| amother [ Magenta ] wrote: | | Cleaning up someone else's vomit WITHOUT VOMITING MYSELF!!!! |
This. I used to get so grossed out by vomit and could smell it across the room. 
Now I literally do not even smell it. I’m like, oh, there’s last nights salad, and here’s some pieces of corn.
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salt
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 1:48 am
I can split a pack of cards in two and it comes out exactly half-half.
My kids try, and they're always a few out. Only I get it exactly right.
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amother
Coral
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 7:26 am
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Making cookies with one hand, holding a baby with the other.
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