New! The Imamother Sarcasm Squad!

amother

Saddlebrown

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 9:33 am

syrima wrote:

Mybe we shoudl update it to ring around the coronavirus... Crying

That post was totally not respectful. Do you have a loved one diagnosed with this? I didn’t think so. Don’t joke about other people’s pain Confused

amother

Blue

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 9:57 am

Ignorant sheeple. Everyone knows the coronavirus was created by big Pharma to brainwash the masses into injecting themselves with toxins. Please educate yourself by reading these various definitely scientific articles I found on google.

amother

Saddlebrown

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 10:06 am

I sincerely hope that you’re not going to the same hotel as I am this pesach. I don’t think I would be able to handle that. You’re worse than the coronovirus

Sunny Days

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 10:35 am

Is this the disclosure thread? I only vaccinate my stuffed animals & stuffed chicken. My kids are too precious, my pets too beloved for them to get aluminum IM. and I don’t use aluminum like ever. Only to cook and bake when convenient (which is like always) I use deodorant with aluminum too bec the others always make me stink, which is not good, bec then ppl are going to wonder when I shower, bathe or do the hot tub and do if I do it myself or with you know who.

Sunny Days

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 10:37 am

amother [ Saddlebrown ] wrote:

I sincerely hope that you’re not going to the same hotel as I am this pesach. I don’t think I would be able to handle that. You’re worse than the coronovirus

For sure not, and not even for shabbos ha’gadol.
Hmmm, if she’s worse than corona, than does that make you worse than measles Question

amother

Saddlebrown

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 10:45 am

gamzehyaavor wrote:

For sure not, and not even for shabbos ha’gadol.
Hmmm, if she’s worse than corona, than does that make you worse than measles Question

Humphhhh

amother

Blue

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 11:15 am

amother [ Saddlebrown ] wrote:

I sincerely hope that you’re not going to the same hotel as I am this pesach. I don’t think I would be able to handle that. You’re worse than the coronovirus

I would never go to a Pesach hotel! Call me old fashioned, but I don’t eat chametz on Pesach.

amother

Saddlebrown

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 11:34 am

amother [ Blue ] wrote:

I would never go to a Pesach hotel! Call me old fashioned, but I don’t eat chametz on Pesach.

Well in my modern orthodox community...

mig100

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 12:09 pm

amother [ Apricot ] wrote:

Both.

No way!!
Why would u need a heter to take bc?? Since when do we need to consult daas torah I'd the decision will affect us. Of course we should take bc like candy.

Now to get off bc - that's a different story. That can have serious side effects like bringing more precious children into the world. That definitely needs a heter

Especially if any of ur teens may get less attention- that would be terrible. U have to ask them all permission also.

dankbar

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 8:23 pm

if you are open orthodox then you deserve attacks because you are worse than the antisemites because you are self hating Jew.
So no sympathy for you for any bombs, guns etc.
Now if you want to be safe then just move to Israel. What? you don't like Israel ? Iceland is more interesting for you? What are you going to do there all day? ski down the slopes? with what leggings? That's not tsnius? what's not tznius about them? Do you rather wants to see my legs when my skirt is flying up ? you pervert what you are!
Oh about women being security guards with guns watching the shul? How dare you mention that? Don't you know even driving for women is not allowed! What are you talking about? Our women Rabbis are totally learned we are all very knowlegable, in depth Gemara Learners, even more than the men! who needs rabbis anyway to mish into our private lives, we can pasken on our own!
What you mish? No way! How can you even call yourself a frum Jew if you mish on Pesach, it's worse than chometz & gebrokts together.

mochamix18

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 10:50 pm

amother [ Saddlebrown ] wrote:

I sincerely hope that you’re not going to the same hotel as I am this pesach. I don’t think I would be able to handle that. You’re worse than the coronovirus

I’m not sure I’d be allowed in. I don’t have boys in bloomers or daughters in this seasons matching headbands

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notshanarishona

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 11:02 pm

Chayalle wrote:

Seriously now, did you skip kindergarten? It's ring-around-the-ROSIE.

Rolling Eyes

That explains your whole need for sarcasm, OP. Kingergarten is an important part of a normal childhood. If you were skipped, you need therapy ASAP.

My daughter prefers to say ring around the posie. Do you think I have to tell the shaschanim that or can I keep it a secret ? (She is 6)

amother

Navy

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 11:03 pm

gamzehyaavor wrote:

There is aluminum-free deodorant that actually works. I know you meant this in semi-jest, but needed to put this out there. If you shave underarms, aluminum in deodorant is especially harmful, even more so if you're breastfeeding. Read up on it before you mock it.

amother

Blue

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 11:09 pm

amother [ Navy ] wrote:

What does this have to do with the OP? Please start a spin-off for your non sarcastic comments.

amother

Blue

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 11:13 pm

notshanarishona wrote:

My daughter prefers to say ring around the posie. Do you think I have to tell the shaschanim that or can I keep it a secret ? (She is 6)

You don’t have to tell the shadchan, but she needs to bring it up on the fifth date.

Sunny Days

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 11:16 pm

amother [ Navy ] wrote:

I’ll be happy to try. Please send a free sample to 123 Insanity Lane, it’s in Crazystate, Outerspace (no zip codes here- we have the entire place to ourselves)

Sunny Days

Wed, Feb 05 2020, 11:18 pm

amother [ Blue ] wrote:

You don’t have to tell the shadchan, but she needs to bring it up on the fifth date.

5th? You’re Jewish? My rav holds these things should be brought up in the date between the 4th and the 6th. Please check the lineage of you, your rav and your next door neighbors hamster before you quote such statements again.
Thanks