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amother




Scarlet
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 10:53 am
I have a 24 pack of toilet paper from Walmart. Looking to swap for a 4 bedroom house.
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mommyW




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 10:57 am
My cleaning lady called to say that due to the corona virus she will be working from home.
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amother




Taupe
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:08 am
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amother




Taupe
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:10 am
(A little late)
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amother




Taupe
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:11 am
https://www.imamother.com/foru.....85385
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chocolatine




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:25 am
This is crazy! The shelves at my local supermarket have been completely cleared out. Then lined with paper. And now, they are restocked with potato-based food that's quadruple the price!
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ora_43




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:27 am
From a facebook group:

Due to the fears of covid-19, the Health Ministry has asked the general public to refrain from social hugging and kissing.

Ashkenazim - just keep doing what you're doing.
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mommyW




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:48 am
I was stuck in back of a huge line at Wal-Mart. So after I sneezed I said " this cough has gotten much worse since I
returned from China". Boom...... There was no line.
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mommyW




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:54 am
I miss the days when I sneezed in public and people around would say bless you! Now they curse me and say get the hell out of here.
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tweety1




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 12:57 pm
2 cases were detected in Monsey.... A case of water and a case of toilet paper.
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amother




Pumpkin
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 1:01 pm
can someone please update me about corona,I haven"t received a message in 3 minutes, and I"m worried that everyone died except me LOL Wink
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singleagain




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 1:10 pm
If this thing last during tick season we might have have to deal with corona and lyme
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amother




Pumpkin
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 1:11 pm
when they say close schools till after passover, they mean with kids inside right ??????
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amother




Emerald
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 1:52 pm
Due to corona, everyone should only sleep with their spouse.
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amother




Peach
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 2:12 pm
What do women, shvigers and corona have in common?

All jokes are against them! LOL
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amother




Emerald
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 2:41 pm
I never thought we'd get to the point where the whole world is shomer negiah!
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tweety1




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 5:49 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9.....b97ok
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shanie5




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:26 pm
I received this text: My wife doesn't want to go on vacation or travel-shes afraid of getting the Corona virus. She doesn't want to go to the malls-shes afraid of getting the Corona virus. She won't shop online as everything is made in China. This isn't a virus, this is a savings plan!
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shanie5




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:29 pm
Order for pesach seder this year:
Kadesh, rochtza
Urchatz, rochtza
Carpas, rochtza
Yachatz, rochtza
Magid, rochtza
Motzi matzoh, rochtza
Maror, rochtza
Korech, rochtza
Shulchan oreich, rochtza
Tzafun, rochtza
Bareich, rochtza
Hallelujah, rochtza
Nirtza, rochtza
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Goldgold




 
 
 
 

Post  Sat, Mar 14 2020, 2:14 pm
I really enjoyed this thread!
Thanks everyone for your humor!
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