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Rutabaga




 
 
 
 

Post  Mon, Mar 23 2020, 10:18 pm
Sign in a bookstore:

Please note: the post-apocalyptic fiction has been moved to current affairs.
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amother




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Post  Mon, Mar 23 2020, 10:21 pm
Newest twist on nursery rhyme:
Ring around corona. Farluz zich oif dee boirah, anxious anxious? Just calm down"


NYC is teeming with positivity.

Wherever you “go” you hear of more & more people positive for covid19
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amother




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Post  Mon, Mar 23 2020, 10:27 pm
Corona is NOT Trump's fault.
Just like Ebola was not Obama's fault.
And SARS was not Bush's fault.
And really, just a small percentage of herpes cases were Clinton's fault.
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FranticFrummie




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 2:07 am
DD just sent me a text that said "Soooo, does this mean that we're not letting Elijah come in on Passover?"

I texted her back "His cup will be filled with hand sanitizer."
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imasinger




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:20 am
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote:
Newest twist on nursery rhyme:
Ring around corona. Farluz zich oif dee boirah, anxious anxious? Just calm down"


Love this! Here's my (slightly different meaning) English version, which I think I might teach.

Ring around the virus
Torah will always inspire us
Anxious, anxious
Just calm down.

And in that vein you inspire me to create this:

קרונה, רונה, רונה
מים וסבונ-ה
נסתובב לכל היום
...כי אסור לצאת ממקום
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mamma llama




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 6:51 am
imasinger wrote:

And in that vein you inspire me to create this:

קרונה, רונה, רונה
מים וסבונ-ה
נסתובב לכל היום
...כי אסור לצאת ממקום


What's really cool is that you don't even need to write the tune. We can feel "dreidel dreidel" playing in our heads as we read it! Whistling
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singleagain




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 6:55 am
mamma llama wrote:
What's really cool is that you don't even need to write the tune. We can feel "dreidel dreidel" playing in our heads as we read it! Whistling


That's the tune. I knew it but couldn't identify
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WitchKitty




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 7:22 am
mamma llama wrote:
What's really cool is that you don't even need to write the tune. We can feel "dreidel dreidel" playing in our heads as we read it! Whistling

No, that's not the tune!
There's an Israeli song:
עוגה עוגה עוגה
במעגל נחוגה
מסתובב לו כל היום
עד אשר ימצא מקום


לשבת, לקום
לשבת, לקום.



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Blessing1




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 7:57 am
I ate 11 meals and took 5 naps and it's still today!
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ninjamom




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 8:12 am
Day 4 of social distancing, struck up a conversation with a spider. He seems nice. He's a web designer.
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ninjamom




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 8:29 am
Oh sweet, I was wondering how every corporation I've ever given my email address to was handling COVID-19
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Blessing1




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 9:12 am
There's finally an English word for yichud room; quarantine room!
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WitchKitty




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 9:14 am
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imasinger




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 9:33 am
WitchKitty wrote:
No, that's not the tune!
There's an Israeli song:
עוגה עוגה עוגה


Yes, exactly, that's the one, thank you.

But sing it to dreidel if you like, it's all good.
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singleagain




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 3:56 pm
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Blessing1




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:19 pm
I'm going to sleep now, tomorrow is another week!
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Blessing1




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:56 pm
A bank clerk took home bag loads of money claiming he was "going to work from home!!"
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 6:34 pm
Blessing1 wrote:
A bank clerk took home bag loads of money claiming he was "going to work from home!!"


His name wasn't Yim Yohnson, was it? Wink
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Blessing1




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 7:54 pm
My kids were kicked out of school because their parents have a smartphone.
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Pamela




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Mar 24 2020, 8:11 pm
singleagain wrote:


Loved this! Thanks for sharing
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