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amother




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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 11:08 am
amother [ Seashell ] wrote:
What does this mean?

The tattletale box

We will read twice a day
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amother




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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 11:09 am
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 11:11 am


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imasoftov




 
 
 
 

Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 11:26 am
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 12:25 pm
When this is all over, continue to stay at least 6 feet away from me!
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 1:30 pm
"Good question to ask yourself if you're dating someone: Would I want to spend an indefinite amount of time in quarantine with him? If so, then marry him. If not, then cough."
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 1:42 pm
My dad saw a dog in the front seat of it's car. It must have been the last healthy member of the family running errands during quarantine
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 1:53 pm
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 3:14 pm
amother [ Seashell ] wrote:
Maybe it’s only israel thing. When I as a little child they used to stick these sticks on avocado Pitt and put it in a jar. The avocado pit became a plat with leafs.


It's not an israel thing, it's an anyone-who-ever-bought-an-avocado thing.
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 5:31 pm
I wonder if this Pesach, instead of covering our countertops with aluminum foil, we should cover ourselves with aluminum foil instead! LOL
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 6:10 pm
Message from psychiatrists: "These days it's normal to talk to walls, plants, pots, or any object. Please only call us if they talk back!!"
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 7:11 pm
I'm so bored that I looked through everyone's Instagram profiles. Turns out that 2 girls have the same boyfriend!
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amother




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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 7:48 pm
zaq wrote:
It's not an israel thing, it's an anyone-who-ever-bought-an-avocado thing.

I was born in israel and I live in the US I never saw it in the US. maybe I live around rich people that don’t need to do this little plant. Idk
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 8:55 pm
amother [ Seashell ] wrote:
I was born in israel and I live in the US I never saw it in the US. maybe I live around rich people that don’t need to do this little plant. Idk


Yeah only poor paupers do this.
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 9:16 pm
amother [ Seashell ] wrote:
I was born in israel and I live in the US I never saw it in the US. maybe I live around rich people that don’t need to do this little plant. Idk


I live in the US and can afford to buy the occasional avocado but we've done this with our kids as a fun experiment. Usually the pits don't do anything but once we were able to get a sprout and plant it. The tree grew to 5 feet but never gave us any fruit.
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 9:44 pm
Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much Netflix? Just put the subtitles on. Boom. Now they're reading.
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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 9:45 pm
Day 5 of quarantine: I am so bored that I called up the telemarketers and asked them to put me back on their call list.
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amother




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Post  Wed, Mar 25 2020, 9:55 pm
mamma llama wrote:
Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much Netflix? Just put the subtitles on. Boom. Now they're reading.

In all seriousness, put a foreign language on, and that truly makes it a learning tool.
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Post  Thu, Mar 26 2020, 6:55 am
If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your own business.
We are having a fire drill.
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amother




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