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ora_43




 
 
 
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 2:50 pm
From Facebook:

"I just saw on the news that people are swarming the supermarkets and buying all of the pasta and toilet paper. People, what are you thinking?? If you're home with your kids for the next month, forget pasta, you're going to need alcohol."
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amother




Firebrick
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 3:10 pm
Love love love this thread. Thank you for starting it. Tears streaming from laughter and I needed it!
Keep 'em coming!
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essie14




 
 
 
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 4:10 pm
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ora_43




 
 
 
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 4:21 pm
(paraphrasing Yotam Zimri:)

The good thing about being married for 10+ years is that if one of you gets the Coronavirus, the other one probably won't be infected.
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amother




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Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 5:11 pm
Beware:
If you have any of the following symptoms:
Headache/blurred vision/chocking sensation/difficulty breathing/palpations/nausea/disorientation/disassociation
It means that you are starting to fully understand that starting tomorrow your kids will be home...
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amother




Olive
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 7:17 pm
Today's drink special: The Quarantini

It's just a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.
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MiriFr




 
 
 
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 8:19 pm
My Purell was the most expensive bottle of alcohol of my table this Purim
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shanie5




 
 
 
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 9:13 pm
I think I found a cure for the Corona virus: Close the media down for 2 weeks!
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amother




Pumpkin
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 10:25 pm
my son called me friday and ask whats news besides corona Very Happy LOL
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amother




Pumpkin
 

Post Sat, Mar 14 2020, 11:36 pm
due to corona virus we will not have an election! TRUMP will be President for the next 4 years! (watch how fast the epidemic is cleared )
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amother




Emerald
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:32 am
Ladies, when does the program start? When do we begin eating our tissues?
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Blessing1




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:35 am
The people that stopped drinking Corona beer are the same people that think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
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amother




Ivory
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 1:14 am
Tried unsuccessfully to attach an image.
It is a picture of a cruise ship and it says: by a one week cruise, get 2 more weeks free. Promotion code "Corona".
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naturalmom5




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 1:16 am
Saw a man on road with sign will work for toilet paper...
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amother




Pumpkin
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 1:35 am
Due to the new law in israel which bans gatherings of more than 10 people, a family with 16 kids is looking for another family to take in a few.....
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amother




OP
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 11:24 am
amother [ Seashell ] wrote:
VIDEO-2020-03-15-07-22-14.mp4


The video wasnt posted well. Can you fix the posting or tell us what it is?
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amother




Seashell
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 11:25 am
amother [ OP ] wrote:
The video wasnt posted well. Can you fix the posting or tell us what it is?

I’m trying
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newmommy22




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 11:43 am
Mexico is now asking Trump to please hurry up with the wall
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 11:56 am
I don't know why the world is panicking. This happens literally every time Moshiach comes! What
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malki2




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Mar 15 2020, 1:38 pm
Instead of trying to find toilet paper, we’re stocking up on Matza which will basically alleviate the need for toilet paper altogether.
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