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imamother22




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, May 07 2020, 10:50 am
Thanks
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singleagain




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, May 07 2020, 11:25 am
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gamzehyaavor




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, May 07 2020, 11:45 am
soap suds wrote:
REPORT: (N.Y.) The cold weather today after yesterday's warm weather is a result of the city slowing down the rollout of warm weather in the five boroughs.

"We temporarily pulled back the nice weather and we're carefully monitoring the situation" a city spokesman said, and we're noticing a rise in the amount of people that are not listening to the stay-at-home-orders."

"If people won't be able to hold themselves back in and stay at home" Mayor Bill De Blasio said "we might have to postpone or completely cancel the warm weather this year. "It's all dependent if the people stay at home and listen to the rules" the city's mayor added.

Governor Andrew Cuomo said that De Blasio shouldn't be deciding the weather by himself and leave it up to the city. "It's not a city issue," Cuomo was quoted as saying.

"De Blasio shouldn't be playing God" he said about his fellow Democrat "he should leave it up to the state."

This comes after the city announced yesterday that it will gradually begin the nice weather on a trial basis dependent on people cooperating by...

staying home as much as possible.

See? Told you the city is all out to get us LOL
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soap suds




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, May 07 2020, 12:54 pm
I hear the weather is glorious today (I didn't stick my nose out yet, so can't confirm it firsthand). I guess the city is giving us another chance. Let's all make sure to behave so they don't pull back again.
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Surplus




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, May 08 2020, 3:42 pm
soap suds wrote:
I hear the weather is glorious today (I didn't stick my nose out yet, so can't confirm it firsthand). I guess the city is giving us another chance. Let's all make sure to behave so they don't pull back again.

And currently the city brought upon us a rainy day to disinfect the areas that were exposed yesterday.
#undertheweather
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silverlining3




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, May 08 2020, 6:15 pm
2000
By 2020 we'll have flying cars
2020
Even planes are not flying
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silverlining3




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, May 08 2020, 6:16 pm
Not corona related. Worth the smile though

You will Laugh - enjoy reading πŸ˜‰

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!😜😜

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on iMessage

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..

Hahaha is it true? πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜„

If u smiled then forward
☁☁🌞 ☁ ☁
☁ ✈️ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁


🏬🏨🏫🏒🏀πŸ₯🏦πŸͺ
🌲 / l🚍 \πŸŒ³πŸ‘­
🌳/ 🚘 l πŸƒ \🌴
🌴/ l πŸš” \🌲
🌲/ πŸš– l \🌳

Now that you smiled, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends!! Laughter is the best medicine.πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜€πŸ˜„πŸ˜›
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soap suds




 
 
 
 

Post  Sun, May 10 2020, 3:10 am
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silverlining3




 
 
 
 

Post  Sun, May 10 2020, 9:23 pm
Imagine if this lockdown happened 18 years ago...... You would be stuck with a Nokia 3310 with 300 texts, 100 mins talk limit, and dial up internet
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soap suds




 
 
 
 

Post  Mon, May 11 2020, 2:58 pm
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soap suds




 
 
 
 

Post  Mon, May 11 2020, 7:38 pm
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silverlining3




 
 
 
 

Post  Mon, May 11 2020, 7:46 pm
Remember to socially distance from the refrigerator to help flatten the curve.
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Rubber Ducky




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, May 12 2020, 12:30 am
singleagain wrote:
This ?


My wonderful DDIL set up and took that picture several years ago!
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amother




Lime
 

Post  Tue, May 12 2020, 12:32 am
Rubber Ducky wrote:
My wonderful DDIL set up and took that picture several years ago!

Before corona?
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Rubber Ducky




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, May 12 2020, 12:34 am
Years before Corona.
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amother




Lime
 

Post  Tue, May 12 2020, 12:40 am
Rubber Ducky wrote:
Years before Corona.

It’s adorable but thought it was invented specifically for this years circumstances.
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Aylat




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, May 12 2020, 1:13 am
amother [ Yellow ] wrote:


Oh my gosh, so feeling this one.
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singleagain




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, May 12 2020, 7:51 am
Rubber Ducky wrote:
My wonderful DDIL set up and took that picture several years ago!


So cool, what was the occasion?
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israelmama




 
 
 
 

Post  Wed, May 13 2020, 1:15 pm
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amother




Goldenrod
 

Post  Wed, May 13 2020, 8:12 pm
soapsuds I spit out my drink laughing so hard from the pic with the haircuts...or rather the need for them
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