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Toilet Paper !!!

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greenfire

Sun, Mar 15 2020, 10:05 pm

Ah yes, my beloved Toilet Paper. So many years & so many tears over lack of said toilet paper. Somehow I find it quite amusing that the masses are complaining about the toilet paper running off the shelves at stores. People hoarding more than their fair share. Yes pandemic makes the world think. The rich, the poor, the beinoni ... I am no longer alone.

Wondering about what will happen if toilet paper will cease to exist ??? Well in my not so humble opinion, pretty sure we have water & towels !!!

But please please, PRETTY please ... don't forget to kiss your toilet paper ~

PinkFridge

Sun, Mar 15 2020, 10:11 pm

she cried.
And this is why I checked in again, one last time after the debate.
Thanks. I needed that. Cheers

Jewishfoodie

Sun, Mar 15 2020, 10:27 pm

Ode to Toilet Paper

By: Phoenix Kleenex

Paper, paper, hanging from a roll,
We expect so much, is it taking its toll?
We want you to cure the old and the sick,
It's Pesach soon; please do it quick.
Also, the house, it needs a good scrub,
And clean the slob in the house, I call him my hub..
And the water we bought needs company too,
So say a friendly word, share a world view..
Now, I know you might think that everyone's just nuts,
But if you have free time, could you clean our...

Last edited by Jewishfoodie on Sun, Mar 15 2020, 10:41 pm; edited 1 time in total

southernbubby

Sun, Mar 15 2020, 10:33 pm

Jewishfoodie wrote:

Paper, paper, hanging from a roll,
We expect so much, is it taking its toll?
We want you to cure the old and the sick,
It's Pesach soon; please do it quick.
Also, the house, it needs a good scrub,
And clean the slob in the house, I call him my hub..
And the water we bought needs company too,
So say a friendly word, share a world view..
Now, I know you might think that everyone's just nuts,
But if you have free time, could you clean our...

OMG

Jewishfoodie

Mon, Mar 16 2020, 10:07 am

(am I the only one who wipes with kleenex, tho? I'm starting to think I should have bought a roll.. I'll call my drug dealer to see what's left..)

Genius

Mon, Mar 16 2020, 11:14 am

I will not buy
For the next year or so
It’s beneath my dignity
I won’t fall so low

It will be hard
But we will push through
But let’s not buy
For another year or two

Say I changed my mind
Dya think there’ll be
Any good ol toilet paper
Left for me?!!

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