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top mom

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:17 pm

Hi ladies
Here's your once in a lifetime opportunity to ask the once in a generation Rebetzin ZZZ all those things you always wondered about!
I'll do my best to answer your queries between bathing, breastfeeding, baking, and breathing!

thunderstorm

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:18 pm

I thought I was Rebbetzin ZZZ , we must be part of some rebbish family and are most likely related. I need 10-12 hours of ZZZs in order to function.

top mom

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:27 pm

I hear you, thunderstorm, but I doubt your name is Rebetzin Zelda Zlata Zvillowitzbergstein, eishes chayil to the esteemed Rabbi Zanvel Zevulun.
So kindly move aside and start your own discussion......
Thank you
Apologies accepted if this is the LAST time ANYONE accuses me of sleeping. The last time I did that was 🤔🤔🤔, oh! it was the night before my oldest set of triplets were born
BYE

my mama

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:29 pm

So tell me dear Rebbetzin, what do you do for self care? Or is that a bad word?

top mom

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:31 pm

Yes, dear my mama, that's a bad word Smile

tweety1

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:42 pm

A nice vort plz rebbitzen

Einikel

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:45 pm

Can we get a clear count on how many kids you have?

top mom

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:49 pm

tweety1 wrote:

A nice vort plz rebbitzen

Um... Well, tweety1, the reason I'm declining your kibbud, is definitely NOT because I don't even know which parsha it is, duh!
Or because my mind is a blank, obviously.
The reason is because I would like to leave that honor to my dear Zanvelers, who gives a shiur for women every week for a reasonable'ish price!
You can register right on this thread!

Frumme

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:49 pm

Rebbetzin! I've always wanted to know, how do you manage your births? What's the secret, hypnobabies? Tehillim?!

amother

Gray

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:50 pm

How were you so zoche to be redt a shidduch with Reb Z. And what kind of earrings did you wear to meet him?
Does he come from a long line of greatness or did you inspire him to his madrega?
I am asking because I am looking for a shidduch for my DD.

Obviously l need to post anonymously for the tznius of DD

top mom

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:54 pm

Einikel wrote:

Can we get a clear count on how many kids you have?

First I need to figure it out myself, with the help of several calculators and compasses. Scratching Head

Here goes:
Triplets
Twins
Singleton (don't ask Can't Believe It

)
Quintuplets
Triplets
Another Singleton (I said don't ask Can't Believe It

)
Quadruplets
Quintuplets on the way...
You do the math

amother

Pewter

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:57 pm

Do you wear a sheitel when cooking supper and bathing those kids?

my mama

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:57 pm

What education did you get in order to be able to live in the presence of such holiness?

amother

Azure

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:59 pm

How do you survive pregnancy nausea? It must be unbearable with all those multiples.

top mom

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 12:59 pm

Frumme wrote:

Rebbetzin! I've always wanted to know, how do you manage your births? What's the secret, hypnobabies? Tehillim?!

First of all, by the time your, um, nether region, has done it this many times, it kinda never gets back to size Wink

Also, my babies are amazing at being born, they're so excited to finally get to gaze upon their illustrious parents, that they rush the process as much as possible.
(You didn't expect a realistic answer, did you Wink

)

amother

Gold

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 1:00 pm

amother [ Pewter ] wrote:

Do you wear a sheitel when cooking supper and bathing those kids?

And doing...other things? Wink

keym

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 1:00 pm

How many kids did your mother have?
Did you always know that you wanted to have an army or was there a specific thing in your life that inspired you?
Do you own a school bus or the more comfortable coach bus?

chocolatecake

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 1:01 pm

top mom wrote:

Yes, dear my mama, that's a bad word Smile

Rebbetzin ZZZ, I am quite taken aback that you call yourself a rebbetzin and say self care is a bad word. I am poshute yid, no heilige rebbetzin yet I manage to find time for self care every day. Not chas veshalom a movie or a manicure or a loshen hara phone call with my sibling. I say the yom of tehillim. Before kid number 9 was born I used to say the whole tehillim every day, now with 22 kids I am just able to say the Yom. Just to be clear - not the Yom for the chodesh - The Yom for the week. I am bh zoche to complete the whole tehillim every week. After I say my tehillim O mamish feel my spirits lifted- ready to tackle the hurricane that happened as I ignored my zeese kinderlach for the 20 minutes it took to say the tehillim!

top mom

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 1:06 pm

amother [ Gray ] wrote:

So... I do think ZZ and I were born on a higher madreiga than basically anyone else.
And we've been growing (pun intended) ever since Smile

We're just veeeery amazing people, I highly doubt your dd is in our radius of amazingness with all due respect.
I'm really starting to worry about our kids' shidduchim, come to think of it.
I mean, is there ANYONE on our planet who deserves to be our mechutonim What

top mom

Tue, Jun 30 2020, 1:08 pm

amother [ Pewter ] wrote:

Do you wear a sheitel when cooking supper and bathing those kids?

OF
COURSE!
ALWAYS!

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