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SuperWify




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 06 2020, 10:07 pm
White gets changed to wh***!!
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acemom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 06 2020, 10:13 pm
SisterSix wrote:
My iPhone autocorrects “for” to “fir” every. Single. Time.
As if that’s the more common word.
I don’t think I’ve ever intended the word “fir” even once. Until now Wink


Same!
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mommy3b2c




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 06 2020, 10:15 pm
I very often need to type the word gymnastics and it changes it to gynecologist.
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acemom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 06 2020, 10:16 pm
My sister's t9 phone always types "b" when pressing "2" and then "space".
I've never had to type just the letter b. Usually when typing fast like that you'd need an "a".
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proudmomma




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 06 2020, 10:17 pm
The funniest was a poster a couple of years back sent a text to her rabbanit saying Hag Sameach and it changed to Hug some a$$!!!!
I will never forget that! I was drinking as I read it and almost choked!
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happy chick




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 06 2020, 10:19 pm
proudmomma wrote:
The funniest was a poster a couple of years back sent a text to her rabbanit saying Hag Sameach and it changed to Hug some a$$!!!!
I will never forget that! I was drinking as I read it and almost choked!


That is horrifying Surprised
Although,I hope her rabbanit knew it was a mistake.
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 06 2020, 10:41 pm
SisterSix wrote:
My iPhone autocorrects “for” to “fir” every. Single. Time.
As if that’s the more common word.
I don’t think I’ve ever intended the word “fir” even once. Until now Wink
Why does that happen? When it changes a Hebrew word to an English word that at least makes sense, but why does it take a perfectly correct English word THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT, and change it to some other random word?
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BH Yom Yom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 06 2020, 10:46 pm
Grant gets changed to granny
Matitya/ matisyahu gets changed to marijuana
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happyness




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 2:04 am
gamzehyaavor wrote:
https://www.imamother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=362997


Thanks for the midnight chuckles!
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Metukah




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 3:36 am
For some reason, my phone thinks I'm a cool teenager. I have no clue why, bit on many occasions my phone changes to to yo.
I'm baffled.
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 5:13 am
I love these!

I don't have a smart phone, so I don't have to worry about normal words being changed. On my computer, I get auto correct all the time for Hebrew words, and some of them are pretty hysterical. I'm selecting "add to dictionary" all the time.

Yontif is Pontiff

Mazel is Mabel, Hazel, or Maze

So many more, I'd be here all night if I tried to list them.
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greentea




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 10:42 am
Since March my phone has been auto-correcting Dovid to Covid. Sad
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Jeanette




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 11:09 am
Challa autocorrects to charla
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chili-n-cholent




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 11:14 am
I work with permits
when I want to tell someone something like we are ready to pull the permit...
it auto corrects to we are ready to pull the trigger and I'm always like OMG please don't kill someone for my sake!
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SixOfWands




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 11:54 am
ABBA becomes ABBAS.
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tigerwife




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 12:02 pm
SixOfWands wrote:
ABBA becomes ABBAS.


Lol, and when I write “Abba”, it automatically capitalizes the letters (ABBA). I mean father, not the band!
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Jeanette




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 12:43 pm
I don’t know how to change it but it seems that my settings are for British English. It keeps changing my z’s into s’s and -or into -our.
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Icecreammama




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 3:20 pm
Hi tatty becomes Hi tasty Smile
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gonewiththewind1




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 5:43 pm
Simcha to Phobia
I wrote may we go from simcha to simcha
And it became may we go from phobia to phobia.
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Genius




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 07 2020, 5:44 pm
Git becomes hit. Hit morgen!
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