Funny things they say

amother

Mint

Wed, Nov 11 2020, 11:53 pm

I passed gas and my two year old said. “Mommy made” and proceeded to check under my skirt.
Same kid that was once dirty when I didn’t realize and put him in the high chair...
he adorably said “I wanna change you” so I would realize he needed to be changed

amother

Babyblue

Thu, Nov 12 2020, 4:46 am

We live on a cul-de-sac, my 3 year olds bus makes a u-turn before he picks up my son. My little munchkin keeps saying, mein bus darf Zach koidem iber-drien (it needs to first turn over) then he will pick me up.

Chickensoupprof

Thu, Nov 12 2020, 10:51 am

She: ''Ich bin ein baby''
Me:''awww baby''
She: ''Du baby? Neeeeey''
Me: ''Nee ich bin a greese maidel!''
She: ''Tatti ein baby? Nee! Mammy ein baby nee!!!'' J* a baby? Nee!''

2 seconds later we start over again.

J* = mine husband

artz

Thu, Nov 12 2020, 11:47 am

my 2yr old dd looks out the window and says mommy its a "budee" (bath) outside because it is raining

when my ds was 2 I took him out when it was snowing he said "uhoh someone made a mess"

amother

Babypink

Thu, Nov 12 2020, 12:42 pm

amother [ Babyblue ] wrote:

Thanks for the laugh. This is adorable

amother

Fuchsia

Thu, Nov 12 2020, 1:27 pm

DC just turned 2. Me: can you please throw my tissue in the garbage? DC: no, please not!

I bought DC a new bottle. Me: look, I bought you this new bottle today.
DC: yes? Was spensive(expensive)?

LiLIsraeli

Thu, Nov 12 2020, 1:39 pm

amother [ Gray ] wrote:

My kids saw me doing sponja and asked me if the cleaning lady taught me. Mind you I have a cleaning lady once a week. I know how to do sponja buster, it just happens when you're sleeping.

Reminds me of when a kid woke up in the middle of the night asking dh where I was, I was in the shower and kid was so confused 'but it's not erev shabbos '. Umm Mr. I shower every night after you're sleeping...

My daughter likes to shower in my bathroom, so my toddler calls it "[sister]'s shower." One time I showered in the morning, and he came knocking on the door, "Mommy! It's not for you! It's [sister]'s shower!"

amother

Blonde

Mon, Nov 23 2020, 8:27 pm

Okay, this is not a toddler story but I found it so funny.

DD8 told DS4 not to say anything about the Chankuah story in front of her. She didn’t learn it yet this year and doesn’t want him to ruin it LOL

amother

Slategray

Mon, Nov 23 2020, 9:32 pm

On the rare occasion my 4 passes gas audibly, he says "I burped."

He also says he's "maked" when he's undressed.

It's so cute, that I don't have the heart to correct it. He's growing up too fast!

amother

Floralwhite

Mon, Nov 23 2020, 10:41 pm

my eight-year-old DD was describing an outfit to me. It has a froggy neck...aka a turtle neck!
my kids do not speak Yiddish but are picking up words and phrases from school and such. My 7-year-old DS asked my 4-year-old if he knows what Lange lokshen means. The 4-year-old answered of course they just had the election with Biden and Trump!

dankbar

Tue, Nov 24 2020, 1:20 am

My 4 yr old was looking for her shoes.
"Mommy do you know where my shoes are?"
I: No, go look at where you left them last.
4: where's that?
I: idk, you should know
4: I thought Mommies know everything!

amother

Bronze

Tue, Nov 24 2020, 11:41 am

amother [ Slategray ] wrote:

On the rare occasion my 4 passes gas audibly, he says "I burped."

He also says he's "maked" when he's undressed.

It's so cute, that I don't have the heart to correct it. He's growing up too fast!

When I was a year and a half, my uncle used to call me a "naked savage" because I'd run around my grandparents' house in a diaper. So I called myself a "maked sabage." I will never live it down. LOL

amother

Bronze

Tue, Nov 24 2020, 11:42 am

3.5-year-old DS: "My Totty said..."
Me: "Totty? Don't we call him Daddy?"
DS: "No, now I call him Totty."
Me: "Why?"
DS: "Because I just decided to call him Totty!"

Never mind that his Morah calls fathers "Totty." DS says that he came up with it all on his own.

amother

Goldenrod

Tue, Nov 24 2020, 12:20 pm

It gets dark so early these days that my 2 year old son's room is quite dark when I come to take him out of the crib after his afternoon nap. I turn the light on when I come in and he exclaims "It's sunny!"

amother

Indigo

Mon, Feb 08 2021, 6:55 pm

We have these "The Weekly Parashah" books. My 3 year old loves them and he says "Can you read me the wiggly parshah?"

amother

Pink

Mon, Feb 08 2021, 7:44 pm

Pregnant. My 2.5 yr old patted my stomach, says excitedly, "Mommy, can I burst the balloon in your tummy?"

By a previous pregnancy, my then 3 yr. old looked at me with a serious expression, "Mommy, you're eating a lot. You're being fat."

Another pregnancy b'H, I was on strict bedrest from 2nd month until I gave birth. My kindergarten child, her gannenet asked each child what her Mommy does? My child answered, "my mommy lies in bed the whole day. She does nothing."

Yes, it is a very cute age. Baruch Hashem. ke'h.

Everybody should have a lot of nachas from their kinderlach and easy raising them, be"H.

amother

Firebrick

Mon, Feb 08 2021, 8:27 pm

My two year old came running up to me all frantic “ma!!!! The mentch is spraying sugar on our steps!”
He meant salt. For the snow.