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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 11:15 am
Don't. Bathe the child and the monster separately, using the correct type of cleaning products for each.
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 11:19 am
What if I need to go out, though? Monsters have very reasonably babysitting rates. What's the worst that could happen?
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 11:21 am
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote:
What if I need to go out, though? Monsters have very reasonably babysitting rates. What's the worst that could happen?


Monster eats child? No more babysitting fees...
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 11:22 am
amother [ White ] wrote:
Monster eats child? No more babysitting fees...

Stop stereotyping. Some monsters eat cookies.
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 11:22 am
amother [ White ] wrote:
Monster eats child? No more babysitting fees...


Dunno about you but I only have vegetarian monsters over.
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 11:31 am
Unfortunately the monster is invisible, so it's quite hard to bath it. Advice would be appreciated on how to manage the monster.
I always know when the monster has visited because somehow all the shampoos are now empty and the bath is full of bubbles. Somehow the towel is now in the bath when it wasn't previously. Other items have also made their way into the bath and there is a puddle of soapy water on the floor.
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realsilver




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:12 pm
she might throw the baby out with the bathwater, you never know.
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realsilver




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:12 pm
is this miss lucy's baby?
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amother




Burgundy
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:17 pm
Um hello I hired that monster to babysit my kid while in the bath. Get with it.
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Crookshanks




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:21 pm
Thank you everyone! We're all suddenly so lighthearted these days:)
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amother




White
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:23 pm
amother [ Plum ] wrote:
Unfortunately the monster is invisible, so it's quite hard to bath it. Advice would be appreciated on how to manage the monster.
I always know when the monster has visited because somehow all the shampoos are now empty and the bath is full of bubbles. Somehow the towel is now in the bath when it wasn't previously. Other items have also made their way into the bath and there is a puddle of soapy water on the floor.


That's what I was about to say: let the monster take care of it itself, it's big enough...
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amother




Aquamarine
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:24 pm
What if your child is a monster?
Then do you bathe your child or leave him dirty?
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:24 pm
amother [ Burgundy ] wrote:
Um hello I hired that monster to babysit my kid while in the bath. Get with it.


Things happen! Sorry.

Not every nanny is trustworthy...
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:26 pm
amother [ Aquamarine ] wrote:
What if your child is a monster?
Then do you bathe your child or leave him dirty?


MY CHILD IS NOT A MONSTER!!!!

My child is the most kind, intelligent, helpful, obedient, creative, well-behaved creature on earth...

Your child, however...
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:28 pm
amother [ White ] wrote:
MY CHILD IS NOT A MONSTER!!!!

My child is the most kind, intelligent, helpful, obedient, creative, well-behaved creature on earth...

Your child, however...


Listen, I don't appreciate the monster stereotyping. There are plenty of kind, intelligent, helpful, obedient, creative and well behaved monsters out there. Go broaden your horizons!
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amother




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Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:33 pm
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote:
Listen, I don't appreciate the monster stereotyping. There are plenty of kind, intelligent, helpful, obedient, creative and well behaved monsters out there. Go broaden your horizons!


But then they are not monsters... check out the definition...
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cbsp




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:43 pm
amother [ Powderblue ] wrote:
Listen, I don't appreciate the monster stereotyping. There are plenty of kind, intelligent, helpful, obedient, creative and well behaved monsters out there. Go broaden your horizons!


You have to get through chained up brick walls to find them.

By then, however, you're at the end of the book, so I'm not sure if that helps.
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Iymnok




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 1:12 pm
Put Elmo back into the toybox.
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ellacoe




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 1:40 pm
Leaving them both in the bathtub is fine, but be careful when the monster gets out and shakes himself out, that could be dangerous. There have been several incidents involving furry monsters creating havoc post bath time.
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giselle




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Oct 22 2020, 1:43 pm
My biggest issue is that the monster takes up the whole screen on the monitor.
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