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Chayalle




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Oct 25 2020, 9:54 am
Would she give up her smartphone for a great boy like this one?

(real question)
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ChanieMommy




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 26 2020, 12:05 pm
Will you provide a "sidur male"?
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Beautiful




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Nov 02 2020, 3:06 pm
shaqued_almond wrote:
A friend was asked: was your mother tehora when you were conceived?


I got asked that on a ref call for my friend. In retrospect, so many red flags in that conversation. I was so naive.
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ExtraCredit




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Nov 02 2020, 3:16 pm
Beautiful wrote:
I got asked that on a ref call for my friend. In retrospect, so many red flags in that conversation. I was so naive.

How on earth would you know the answer to that?
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Nov 02 2020, 4:34 pm
Ima Piano wrote:
Real question someone asked me:
How dumb is she?


The answer being: Not dumb enough to say yes to your son.
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Chickensoupprof




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Nov 02 2020, 4:41 pm
Did her alte babbe covered her hair back in the heim?
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imanonymous




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Nov 02 2020, 4:57 pm
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yamaha




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Nov 02 2020, 5:05 pm
imanonymous wrote:
Boy's mother: Is she the type to listen to lashon hara?

Me: She usually tries to switch the conversation tactfully. She won't barge into your face by saying "lashon hara, not mekabel!"

Boy's mother: Oh, I usually do that. I can't tolerate lashon hara.

[Me: cringing at having unwittingly put my foot in my mouth]


Nah you answered appropriately (assuming accurately). Doesn't sound like the boy's mother would be insulted.
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simcha4




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Dec 14 2020, 12:38 am
Did she get top marks in all subjects from kindergarten and up?
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simcha4




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Dec 14 2020, 12:45 am
Q - Is he the loud type?
A - no
Q - Is he on the quiet side?
A - no. he's in the middle.
Q - So, what is he really?
A - Neither of either.

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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simcha4




 
 
 
 

Post Sat, Jan 02 2021, 7:56 pm
Q - "Does her mother make gefilte fish for Shabbos? Cooked or baked? Spicy? Bland? or Sweet?"
A - "Yes, but sometimes she also cooks salmon or musht."
Q - GASP! "What! The mother cooks other kinds of fish besides gefilte, FOR SHABBOS?!?! Ummmm."
Furious whispering in the background. "We'll get back to you through the shadchan."
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happytobemom




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Sep 28 2022, 11:54 pm
real question I was asked: Can you tell me something negative about her?
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up




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Sep 29 2022, 2:55 am
Real question I was asked:
If there is a shuir in camp is she the type to a- run to shuir. B- stay in bed. C come late...
Like seriously?!?!
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Bnei Berak 10




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Sep 29 2022, 4:20 am
Do they scrape plates on the Shabbos table?
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BatZion




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Sep 29 2022, 4:50 am
Do these questions make me feel nauseous? Why yes, yes, they do indeed.
Oi Lanu for the depths that we (as a people) have fallen to...
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theoneandonly




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Sep 29 2022, 6:27 am
Is she the type to set up the party, be the life of the party, or clean up after the party? (Real question I was asked)
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theoneandonly




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Sep 29 2022, 6:29 am
Why do they only have two kids in their family? (Also a real question I was asked). Like seriously?? Other ppls fertility isn't your business!!!
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theoneandonly




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Sep 29 2022, 6:29 am
How heavy is her mother? (Another gem of a real question)
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theoneandonly




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Sep 29 2022, 6:31 am
My mother is a shadchan and a guy once asked her to find him someone who is "concentration camp skinny."
Yes, my mother gave it to him.
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ddmom




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Sep 29 2022, 7:24 am
theoneandonly wrote:
Is she the type to set up the party, be the life of the party, or clean up after the party? (Real question I was asked)

I like that question. The way it's answered can potentially tell a lot.
And it's a little original.
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