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Chayalle

Sun, Oct 25 2020, 6:54 am

Would she give up her smartphone for a great boy like this one?

(real question)

ChanieMommy

Mon, Oct 26 2020, 9:05 am

Will you provide a "sidur male"?

Beautiful

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 12:06 pm

shaqued_almond wrote:

A friend was asked: was your mother tehora when you were conceived?

I got asked that on a ref call for my friend. In retrospect, so many red flags in that conversation. I was so naive.

ExtraCredit

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 12:16 pm

Beautiful wrote:

I got asked that on a ref call for my friend. In retrospect, so many red flags in that conversation. I was so naive.

How on earth would you know the answer to that?

zaq

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 1:34 pm

Ima Piano wrote:

Real question someone asked me:
How dumb is she?

The answer being: Not dumb enough to say yes to your son.

Chickensoupprof

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 1:41 pm

Did her alte babbe covered her hair back in the heim?

imanonymous

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 1:57 pm

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yamaha

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 2:05 pm

imanonymous wrote:

Boy's mother: Is she the type to listen to lashon hara?

Me: She usually tries to switch the conversation tactfully. She won't barge into your face by saying "lashon hara, not mekabel!"

Boy's mother: Oh, I usually do that. I can't tolerate lashon hara.

[Me: cringing at having unwittingly put my foot in my mouth]

Nah you answered appropriately (assuming accurately). Doesn't sound like the boy's mother would be insulted.

simcha4

Sun, Dec 13 2020, 9:38 pm

Did she get top marks in all subjects from kindergarten and up?

simcha4

Sun, Dec 13 2020, 9:45 pm

Q - Is he the loud type?
A - no
Q - Is he on the quiet side?
A - no. he's in the middle.
Q - So, what is he really?
A - Neither of either.

Rolling Eyes

simcha4

Sat, Jan 02 2021, 4:56 pm

Q - "Does her mother make gefilte fish for Shabbos? Cooked or baked? Spicy? Bland? or Sweet?"
A - "Yes, but sometimes she also cooks salmon or musht."
Q - GASP! "What! The mother cooks other kinds of fish besides gefilte, FOR SHABBOS?!?! Ummmm."
Furious whispering in the background. "We'll get back to you through the shadchan."

happytobemom

Wed, Sep 28 2022, 8:54 pm

real question I was asked: Can you tell me something negative about her?

Wed, Sep 28 2022, 11:55 pm

Real question I was asked:
If there is a shuir in camp is she the type to a- run to shuir. B- stay in bed. C come late...
Like seriously?!?!

Bnei Berak 10

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 1:20 am

Do they scrape plates on the Shabbos table?

BatZion

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 1:50 am

Do these questions make me feel nauseous? Why yes, yes, they do indeed.
Oi Lanu for the depths that we (as a people) have fallen to...

theoneandonly

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 3:27 am

Is she the type to set up the party, be the life of the party, or clean up after the party? (Real question I was asked)

theoneandonly

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 3:29 am

Why do they only have two kids in their family? (Also a real question I was asked). Like seriously?? Other ppls fertility isn't your business!!!

theoneandonly

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 3:29 am

How heavy is her mother? (Another gem of a real question)

theoneandonly

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 3:31 am

My mother is a shadchan and a guy once asked her to find him someone who is "concentration camp skinny."
Yes, my mother gave it to him.

ddmom

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 4:24 am

theoneandonly wrote:

Is she the type to set up the party, be the life of the party, or clean up after the party? (Real question I was asked)

I like that question. The way it's answered can potentially tell a lot.
And it's a little original.

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