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Chayalle

Sun, Oct 25 2020, 9:54 am

Would she give up her smartphone for a great boy like this one?

(real question)

ChanieMommy

Mon, Oct 26 2020, 12:05 pm

Will you provide a "sidur male"?

Beautiful

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 3:06 pm

shaqued_almond wrote:

A friend was asked: was your mother tehora when you were conceived?

I got asked that on a ref call for my friend. In retrospect, so many red flags in that conversation. I was so naive.

ExtraCredit

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 3:16 pm

Beautiful wrote:

I got asked that on a ref call for my friend. In retrospect, so many red flags in that conversation. I was so naive.

How on earth would you know the answer to that?

zaq

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 4:34 pm

Ima Piano wrote:

Real question someone asked me:
How dumb is she?

The answer being: Not dumb enough to say yes to your son.

Chickensoupprof

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 4:41 pm

Did her alte babbe covered her hair back in the heim?

imanonymous

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 4:57 pm

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yamaha

Mon, Nov 02 2020, 5:05 pm

imanonymous wrote:

Boy's mother: Is she the type to listen to lashon hara?

Me: She usually tries to switch the conversation tactfully. She won't barge into your face by saying "lashon hara, not mekabel!"

Boy's mother: Oh, I usually do that. I can't tolerate lashon hara.

[Me: cringing at having unwittingly put my foot in my mouth]

Nah you answered appropriately (assuming accurately). Doesn't sound like the boy's mother would be insulted.

simcha4

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 12:38 am

Did she get top marks in all subjects from kindergarten and up?

simcha4

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 12:45 am

Q - Is he the loud type?
A - no
Q - Is he on the quiet side?
A - no. he's in the middle.
Q - So, what is he really?
A - Neither of either.

Rolling Eyes

simcha4

Sat, Jan 02 2021, 7:56 pm

Q - "Does her mother make gefilte fish for Shabbos? Cooked or baked? Spicy? Bland? or Sweet?"
A - "Yes, but sometimes she also cooks salmon or musht."
Q - GASP! "What! The mother cooks other kinds of fish besides gefilte, FOR SHABBOS?!?! Ummmm."
Furious whispering in the background. "We'll get back to you through the shadchan."

happytobemom

Wed, Sep 28 2022, 11:54 pm

real question I was asked: Can you tell me something negative about her?

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 2:55 am

Real question I was asked:
If there is a shuir in camp is she the type to a- run to shuir. B- stay in bed. C come late...
Like seriously?!?!

Bnei Berak 10

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 4:20 am

Do they scrape plates on the Shabbos table?

BatZion

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 4:50 am

Do these questions make me feel nauseous? Why yes, yes, they do indeed.
Oi Lanu for the depths that we (as a people) have fallen to...

theoneandonly

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 6:27 am

Is she the type to set up the party, be the life of the party, or clean up after the party? (Real question I was asked)

theoneandonly

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 6:29 am

Why do they only have two kids in their family? (Also a real question I was asked). Like seriously?? Other ppls fertility isn't your business!!!

theoneandonly

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 6:29 am

How heavy is her mother? (Another gem of a real question)

theoneandonly

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 6:31 am

My mother is a shadchan and a guy once asked her to find him someone who is "concentration camp skinny."
Yes, my mother gave it to him.

ddmom

Thu, Sep 29 2022, 7:24 am

theoneandonly wrote:

Is she the type to set up the party, be the life of the party, or clean up after the party? (Real question I was asked)

I like that question. The way it's answered can potentially tell a lot.
And it's a little original.

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