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dessara




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 26 2020, 8:10 pm
Can someone please translate the lyrics? I looked online but couldn’t find it.
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 26 2020, 10:51 pm
It gets lost in translation
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batya315




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 26 2020, 11:01 pm
Getting to skip the Erev Yom Kippur dip because of Aunt Flo's presence.
What a calm day it doeth make.
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 26 2020, 11:24 pm
The tayva of finally tacking that whole pile of mending you keep pushing off, only to realize it’s Rosh Chodesh.
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amother
Orange


 

Post Mon, Oct 26 2020, 11:25 pm
Taking my tights off after a full day!

Licked clean plates!

Putting back on those black underwear after the mik!

D tava fin huben nuch a baby even though u swore u will never push again!
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amother
Orange


 

Post Mon, Oct 26 2020, 11:26 pm
I love this thread! And I love that song!
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:11 am
The tayva of washing every last piece of laundry down to the last sock on the 10th of Av, although you can't remember the last time you saw the bottom of your hamper.
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:12 am
They tayva of eating after the seder (afikomen) at 2am after a 5 course meal.
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:12 am
The tayva of biting your dry lips or hangnails on Shabbos.

My kids' tayva to sort and organize all gazillion pieces of playmobil on Shabbos.
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yksraya




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:15 am
Standing up from the low chair after chatzus tisha bav.

Turning the music on the second it's lag b'omer
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rising hero




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 2:24 am
amother [ Apricot ] wrote:
Notice how the ones pertaining to men are all food related LOL


And the ones pertaining to women are food preparation related.
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Dina2018




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 5:06 am
could someone please please translate the lyrics?
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 8:30 am
soap suds wrote:
The tayva of washing every last piece of laundry down to the last sock on the 10th of Av, although you can't remember the last time you saw the bottom of your hamper.


And the blessing of having three new loads walking around your house.
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amother
Denim


 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 8:57 am
PinkFridge wrote:
And the blessing of having three new loads walking around your house.


I always said the person that invents non washing/disposable clothing will be a millionaire...
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windchime




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 9:58 am
Getting married on a Rosh Chodesh sans the fasting
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:46 am
Translation:
Shavuos when eating fleishig seudah midnight, the Yid is sitting with thoughts over his plate, and debating whether it's worth it for him to eat the meat, he will be up all night saying "tikkun" (leil shavuos") & then in just a few hours, he will be davening vasikin, then of course he will want his coffee before davening....shall you desire rather your meat or your vasikin coffee?


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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:54 am
Cont.
If you think of his conflict, whether to have meat now or coffee in morn before his vasikin davening, you might think that he has gashmius tayves, but no it is spiritual, as is based on לא תבשל גדי... What does a non Jew understand to these tayvas? We can clearly say אתה בחרתנו.


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GoodEnough




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:54 am
dessara wrote:
Can someone please translate the lyrics? I looked online but couldn’t find it.


Used Google translate.

Lyrics:

"It's the end of the feast Pentecost night
iber'n plate meat sits the Jew thoughtful.
I go yet today evening consecutive saying repair
in a few hours later prayed I already usikin.
Sh'teytsekh that pass pray a coffee wants-I
but If I now have the meat I will not be able to have any milk.
The Jew hesitates and worries
he needs to decide: either meat now, or a coffee tomorrow.

Apparently the Jew is just a lust maker
making calculations of eating, meat or coffee .

, however, a good Jew talks were so
Consider the difference in desires of Jew and a gentile,
a [gentile]'s desires is low, ugly, and not kosher
the id's passion, however, built on La sbshl GDI milk.
The id's passion could really have gshmius'dige reasons
but s'shreyt out of yourself this you bkhrsnu all nations. "

" So so - who knows gentile,
it is nevertheless desires umkhshbus heart lebudsu name. "

The Amstel of a coffee with a katske sugar after the holding of the noses faus
the lust night Saturday of tsamleygn the Talit and do something for peace appliances.
the sweetness of a nap amid all solar, it is better than in bed surrounded night
and from to go for page and into George at the bretl while the congregation crash.

immigrated be Friday, sitting on the east, shvendn mftir Jonah a treasure
trigger mercy or iberhifn the long stalks creates.
crying the first 'will import', it is a joy literally when we 'Can cry
Explain to them a Gentile the taste of making Kiddush by reading.

They can sit down after a long time, take off the tallit of the head,
the animals of shouting at the master reader when he makes a mistake with a trap.
Shout 'loud', push Amalek, with anger a sharp
and throw on the groom a candy after everyone has finished throwing.

Chanting, "Purify our son," or shout "Praise be to God," so weepy
after a long fast, catching an evening at sixty.
A snuff of tobacco, a pudding of lil shishi, a Jewish understanding
The dilemma of choosing whom to ask Sholem Aleichem at Kiddush moon.

"So to so - who understands a gentile,
it is nevertheless lust and thoughts of his son for his work may his name be blessed."

The lust of still needs to be fulfilled on Shabbat, no matter how late it is the time
the lust of taking two towels in mikveh, there is an external revival.
Worrying and sweating already on Friday at Kiddush to grab juice on Havdalah will still be
the desire of already holding the cup in the hand, in a juicy conversation enters.

The desire of the father to ask at the stake, 'Well, children, what part is greater'
to shoot with a broom at the burning of chametz so that the fire burns better.
Make sure everyone knows that before I
leave for UT in the country or by the sea I feel the urge to try Baba's half, even though it's tasteless.

The taste of being able to cook the last of Pesach, after seven days of waiting
Khuhm"d visiting the door-garden, for a whole year is observed it locked.
This will knock even once the house and see how the bletlekh tseflyet
encounter a page spot on the khbr's citron, the joy party but a Jew.

Bless correlative For the most part, everyone should ask, 'Where have you been?'
And when one is taken into the hospital, one goes around asking, 'What happened?'.
Looking at the pain is really tricky, with the fingers giving a
hint of the greed of that person's name by looking at his tallit purse.

Awakening every Jew. On the plane and ask if they want
to pray, maybe push off the end of the month of Cheshvan, just in the 9 days to try it,
give congratulations to the groom just when he goes to the canopy - already
Want a mitzvah dance that should end when everyone gets up already.

"So to so - who understands a gentile,
it is nevertheless lust and thoughts of his son for his work may his name be blessed."

The lust of the patient who wants to fast, even though the doctor cries violently,
the lust of the Russian Jew who allows himself to be fasted at the age of 40.
The desire of parents to do for their child much more than for themselves
the desire of a child who wants to bring comfort and goes out may be understood.
The lust that burns in a lost soul, he really wants to be good,
not such a lust as a Jewish child's lust that arises from a lust he does!

"I thank the light-
hearted man - who does not smoke a gentile, when I get lusts and thoughts for his son, his work is blessed by his name.
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:04 am
I am cracking up with the translation.
I didn't translate word for word but basically to get idea across
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:17 am
Cont.
Oh, the combo of the sugar cube in his coffee,
With his peyos still wet from mikva,
The tayve of folding his talit motzei shabbos, to enhance his shalom bayis ( it's a segulah)

Lot of it is about chassidish lifestyle
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