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Kiwi13
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 12:32 am
I’ll start:
When you get on Mom’s last nerve
You shall get what you deserve.
Better run run run run RUN!
iiiiiiiiiiiit’s.... BEDTIME!
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Kiwi13
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 7:09 am
Nobody? Oh well, thought it might be fun.
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zaq
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 10:16 am
It's 5 am, rise and shine!
Get washed, get dressed, get out on time!
Don your hat and your COVID mask, natch,
Run-run-run, you've a train to catch!
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Sunny Days
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 12:19 pm
Homework homework
It’s a school girls housework
Quick quick quick
So you still have time to play pick up sticks
Kiwi, I’m bad at this
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zaq
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 12:42 pm
Which of you takes out the garbage
Makes or mars a happy marriage.
Don't say yes to his proposal
Till he agrees to its disposal!
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zaq
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 12:49 pm
When I feel a surge
Of energy
I get the urge
To PURGE!
I can do without
This stuff
No doubt
So...OUT!
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ExtraCredit
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:00 pm
Kiwi13 wrote: | Nobody? Oh well, thought it might be fun. |
My kinda thread! Thanks!
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ExtraCredit
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:01 pm
Is this abuse,
A screw that’s loose,
A short tempered fuse,
Or just a lousy excuse?
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avrahamama
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:02 pm
Try to change a dirty diaper
Of a baby squirmy and hyper
See what happens to your hands
When that baby ups and stands!
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:02 pm
zaq wrote: | When I feel a surge
Of energy
I get the urge
To PURGE!
I can do without
This stuff
No doubt
So...OUT! |
Don’t want to derail this thread but I love your housekeeping advice whenever I read em anywhere! Keep em coming. Feels like a free course sometimes!
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zaq
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:03 pm
ExtraCredit wrote: | Is this abuse,
A screw that’s loose,
A short tempered fuse,
Or just a lousy excuse? |
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avrahamama
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:08 pm
Another night out with the guys
As dishes pile up to the skies
Homeworks done with only mom
2-1=1
If it was the daf yomi
Or a meeting on the phone-y
I'd feel like we were in the same team
But playing without me is just mean
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ExtraCredit
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:12 pm
He can bathe, he can cook,
He can author a book,
He can marry, he can drive,
He’s just a toddler, under five!
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zaq
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:59 pm
Papers, papers, everywhere.
Throw them out? I don't dare!
I just know that if I do,
That's a move that I will rue.
Haven't had a chance to read 'em,
But some day I'm sure to need 'em.
"Toss 'em! Toss 'em! They must go!"
Sorry, ladies, I say "No!"
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silverlining3
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 3:23 pm
Laundry till the sky
Who gives a darn fly
I'm tired, I'll just go to bed
Otherwise, tmrw I'll be dead
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silverlining3
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 3:46 pm
Trying to open things by himself
Trying to get things down from a to-high-for-him shelf
Mommy comes to help
And he starts to yelp
Jumps to the ground and throws a tantrum
Basically saying, I didn't ask you to come
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yersp
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 3:52 pm
It's not fair
I declare
I want to get out of here
Dishes and laundry piled high
To the sky
Today's not my day
This is what I want to say
I will close my eyes tight
and say good night
Tomorrow's another day
Now get out of my way
My bed is calling me now
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........
Eta: I did not read any other responses so take it as a compliment if I copied you
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avrahamama
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 6:31 pm
I sit in the bathroom and hide
As the children run amok outside
The shower is on
Their HW is done
Second dinner I must provide
I love them with all my heart
But bedtime
Soooooooon
Please start
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realsilver
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 9:31 pm
Who should be cleaning?
Is it me? Is it you?
I can scream till I’m blue
But my daughters only two
My broom, it is true
Is the cleaner of the crew,
And the mop tries hard too,
But What’s a messy mom to do?
Containers all around you,
Enough items to astound you,
Getting rid of the hullabaloo
Might be to good to be true
I feel put to the test
To get rid of the mess
But I can only try my best,
as my body needs a rest
Now let me take The moment
Thank for listening to me vent,
I try hard not to resent
thankful for my stage in life is what I meant!
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