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tothepoint




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 11:12 am
I think we can all use some chuckles in these very crucial times!

Share something funny!

Ok I’ll start:

“If Trump wins I’m leaving the country.
If Biden wins I’m leaving the country.
This is not a political post.
I want to travel”
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amother




Jetblack
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 11:16 am
even the looters don't know what to do now.
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tothepoint




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 11:19 am
My neighbor tells me he’s voting for Biden so I told him I’m voting for Trump. Pity we should both stand in line, I tell him. Let us both stay home and we’re even! He liked the deal and we shook hands.

So far I made this deal with 10 neighbors.
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keym




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 11:20 am
Mazel Tov.
We just elected the oldest president.
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realsilver




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 11:28 am
I'm voting for Biden because it seems like if he wins, the minimum wage will go up to 15 million dollars an hour... wait what?
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honeymoon




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 11:37 am
Honestly I don't find it funny that America is on the verge of collapse with a puppident who doesn't know if he's coming or going.
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honeymoon




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 11:39 am
"Don't laugh at kids who still believe in Santa Claus. There are adults who still believe in Joe Biden."
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realsilver




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 12:03 pm
he year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein.

She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you'll be coming to my inauguration?"

"I don't think so. It's a ten-hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again."

"Don't worry about it, Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."

"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy; what on earth would I wear?

Sarah replies, "I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown, custom-made by the best designer in New York."

"Honey," Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."

The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York; kosher all the way Mom, I really want you to come."

So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2029, Sarah Goldstein is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her and says, "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States?"

The senator whispers back, "Yes, I do."

Mom says proudly, "Her brother is a doctor."
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amother




Cyan
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 1:15 pm
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tothepoint




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 4:11 pm
It’s not who votes that counts; it’s who counts the votes
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ExtraCredit




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 5:42 pm
amother [ Jetblack ] wrote:
even the looters don't know what to do now.

I think they can put away their weapons. Don’t think they’ll need em after all. I’ll need more ice cream though. Sad
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number




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 5:50 pm
Just saw this one:

I've been flipping coins while I wait for the ballots to be counted.

Amazingly 23,277 consecutive heads.

This is amazing but yesterday I did over 138,000 consecutive tails.

This is totally normal.
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amother




Magenta
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 5:52 pm
Feels like Trump and Biden are getting a divorce. Fighting over custody of US and all I want to do is run away and live with grandma.
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Live+Love




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 5:56 pm
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Live+Love




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 6:00 pm
Due to Covid19, we are asking protesters to work from home and destroy their own property...
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Live+Love




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 6:02 pm
The elections are tighter than my skirt
- the_comic_cook (via Instagram)
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amother




Ginger
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 6:02 pm
Due to COVID-19 , protesters are asked to work at home and desroy your own property.
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amother




Ginger
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 6:03 pm
Sorry, I didn't see the previous post!
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amother




Forestgreen
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 6:36 pm
Rabbunim urge to add name Joe Eluzer Biden. Donald victor trump.
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Radish




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Nov 04 2020, 7:53 pm
amother [ Forestgreen ] wrote:
Rabbunim urge to add name Joe Eluzer Biden. Donald victor trump.


LOL I had to read that 2ce
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