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silverlining3
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 Fri, Nov 13 2020, 8:44 am
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I don't have a 9-5 job, I have a from when I open my eyes till I close my eyes job.
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tothepoint
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Fri, Nov 13 2020, 9:55 am
I may appear like everything is fine.
But really deep down, inside my shoe, my sock has a hole.
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tothepoint
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Fri, Nov 13 2020, 9:56 am
On average, women speak about 2,000 words per day.
I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast.
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tothepoint
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Fri, Nov 13 2020, 1:26 pm
What I do when I see somebody pretty? I stare. I smile.
Then when I get tired, I put the mirror down
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silverlining3
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Fri, Nov 13 2020, 3:28 pm
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I just want to be as fat as I thought I was in high school, and as tired I thought I was before I had kids.
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shanie5
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Sat, Nov 14 2020, 7:56 pm
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When a kid says to Daddy "I want Mommy" it's his way of saying "Let me talk to your supervisor"
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shanie5
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Sat, Nov 14 2020, 7:58 pm
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Insanity is saying the same thing over and over again. And expecting your children to listen!
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mfb
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Sat, Nov 14 2020, 10:25 pm
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Thanks all. These are amazing!!!
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amother
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Sun, Nov 15 2020, 12:31 am
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I can't stop laughing. Thanks!
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