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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 10:20 pm
I've been fighting insomnia for over a week now.

It's 5am, and I'm just starting to maybe get a little sleepy, so I think I'll try and lie down. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I see something LARGE, moving VERY, VERY FAST! wondering

Of course, I can't sleep with a spider zipping around my bedroom, so I have to find a shoe and smack it.

Now I'm WIDE AWAKE. shock Mad
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 10:45 pm
“Insomnia Fighter”
I saw a spider,
Shud I fight her?
Shud I hide her?
Shud I bite her?
Squash her tighter?
No!
I’ll delight her,
I’ll sit beside her,
I’m awake wider,
Goodbye nighter!

(Am I a writer?)


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liveandlove.ima




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 10:47 pm
How dare you choose its gender Can't Believe It Can't Believe It
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 10:48 pm
mocha wrote:
How dare you choose its gender Can't Believe It Can't Believe It

If a male sneaked into FFs bedroom do you think she’d post it under her SN?
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liveandlove.ima




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 10:48 pm
Actually I like ur writing skills 👍
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liveandlove.ima




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 10:50 pm
ExtraCredit wrote:
If a male sneaked into FFs bedroom do you think she’d post it under her SN?

You mean a male male?
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 10:51 pm
mocha wrote:
You mean a male male?

A male spider.
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Sunny Days




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 10:57 pm
Oh no FF.
This Murphy law. Always have this after an all nighter when I try to nap, the phone must ring with some stupid telemarketing punkt when I dose off...

Do you know though if he’s the 🕷 of the song? (Guess not cuz that was an Itsy bitsy spider Wink )


Hope your sleep doesn’t run away again & you get well rested in whatever’s left of your night... sometimes I tell Hashem that anyway he’s in charge of giving me koach, it doesn’t have to depend on how many hours of sleep it happens...

Sweet dreams 😴


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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:02 pm
Still awake.

Once my adrenaline goes up, it takes a really long time to go back to normal.

One of the lovely side effects of having a disregulated autonomic nervous system. Confused
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little neshamala




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:09 pm
ExtraCredit wrote:
If a male sneaked into FFs bedroom do you think she’d post it under her SN?


Im rolling LOL
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little neshamala




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:09 pm
FranticFrummie wrote:
I've been fighting insomnia for over a week now.

It's 5am, and I'm just starting to maybe get a little sleepy, so I think I'll try and lie down. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I see something LARGE, moving VERY, VERY FAST! wondering

Of course, I can't sleep with a spider zipping around my bedroom, so I have to find a shoe and smack it.

Now I'm WIDE AWAKE. shock Mad


That is so annoying!! So sorry
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realsilver




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:27 pm
A mouse in her room woke miss dowd
She was frightened and screamed very loud
Then I happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up and whimpered ‘meow!’

I think I wrote this for a school assignment in 5th grade.
Beats me why I still remember it!

Good luck FF!
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:38 pm
realsilver wrote:
A mouse in her room woke miss dowd
She was frightened and screamed very loud
Then I happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up and whimpered ‘meow!’

I think I wrote this for a school assignment in 5th grade.
Beats me why I still remember it!

Good luck FF!


An old man from Peru
Dreamt he was eating his shoe
He woke up in fright
In middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true!

Teacher gave us this poem in 6th grade to teach us this style of writing. Why I remember this and not my childrens’ names beats me!
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liveandlove.ima




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:40 pm
ExtraCredit wrote:
A male spider.

Thanks for clarifying I was actually kidding Laugh LOL Very Happy
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:41 pm
mocha wrote:
Thanks for clarifying I was actually kidding Laugh LOL Very Happy

So was I. Duh! Laugh
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realsilver




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:49 pm
ExtraCredit wrote:
An old man from Peru
Dreamt he was eating his shoe
He woke up in fright
In middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true!

Teacher gave us this poem in 6th grade to teach us this style of writing. Why I remember this and not my childrens’ names beats me!


Hey! This is the totally the poem she gave us! I remember it! LOL

And then we had to write our own.

And I just blanked on what this poem is actually called, yet I do remember the poem... go figure Rolling Eyes

What’s it called?


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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:50 pm
realsilver wrote:
Hey! This is the totally the poem she gave us! I remember it! LOL

And the. We had to write our own!!
And I just blanked on what this poem is actually called, yet I do remember the poem... go figure Rolling Eyes

What’s it called?

No clue but your poem reminded me of it because it’s the same style! Hey are we classmates?
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realsilver




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 25 2020, 11:57 pm
ExtraCredit wrote:
No clue but your poem reminded me of it because it’s the same style! Hey are we classmates?


No first of all I’m in my low twenties, I gather ur a bit older. Wink

Second of all, that poem is classic, maybe from a literature book.
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shanie5




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:16 am
It's a limerick

There was a young man from Perth
Who was born on the day of his birth
He was married they say
On his wife's wedding day
And he died when he quitted the earth
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realsilver




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:20 am
shanie5 wrote:
It's a limerick

There was a young man from Perth
Who was born on the day of his birth
He was married they say
On his wife's wedding day
And he died when he quitted the earth


A limerick!
I just remembered the word and came here to post it.

Cute limerick:)
Should we make a spin off?
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