SPIDER! | Imamother

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:25 am

shanie5 wrote:

It's a limerick

There was a young man from Perth
Who was born on the day of his birth
He was married they say
On his wife's wedding day
And he died when he quitted the earth

Limerick of course!

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:25 am

realsilver wrote:

No first of all I’m in my low twenties, I gather ur a bit older. Wink

Second of all, that poem is classic, maybe from a literature book.

So maybe I was your teacher who gave you this poem! Wink

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:26 am

Let’s do a limerick for FF

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:28 am

FF is counting sheep
FF cannot sleep
Her brain is a mess
And her body no less
But I think she is now sleeping deep!

realsilver

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:34 am

Ff encountered a spider
She was sure it would come and bite her!
She is lacking some sleep
She’s in this real deep
But FF we know your a fighter!! Thumbs Up

realsilver

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:35 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

So maybe I was your teacher who gave you this poem! Wink

Not a chance Laugh

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:37 am

FranticFrummie ate and she read
FranticFrummie headed to bed
She’s twisting and turning
Her poor eyes are burning
She’ll just get out and kill a spider instead!

realsilver

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:38 am

Someone I know has bed bugs
In her beds, clothing and rugs
Be thankful my friend,
That your not on her end,
All I can offer her are hugs!

realsilver

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:41 am

A spider is a cute little creature,
I know a book where it’s a main feature,
Salutations it said,
And then spun a web,
It became a friend as well as a teacher!

Extra credit if u know what I’m talking about;)

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:43 am

Someone I know encountered a bear,
Somebody else bumped into a deer,
But a small little spider,
In mid of the nighter,
Is certainly gross so get outta here!

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:44 am

realsilver wrote:

Nope

realsilver

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:47 am

Now I hope all’s quiet on your end,
frantic Frummie, I hope your on the mend,
I’ll wish y’all good night
Don’t let the spiders bite,
And then just finish this poem and hit send!

realsilver

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:49 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

Nope

Charlottes web.
A book about a pig and a spider who became friends.
Lol nothin so exciting

When I said extra credit, I didn’t dafka mean you, I meant literal extra credit Wink

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:50 am

She already killed it with her shoe
Still before we told her what to do
The spider is dead
She’s long back in bed
And now I’ll go to sleep too! 💤

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Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:51 am

realsilver wrote:

Charlottes web.
A book about a pig and a spider who became friends.
Lol nothin so exciting

When I said extra credit, I didn’t dafka mean you, I meant literal extra credit Wink

Oh ha.

realsilver

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 12:53 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

Oh ha.

Start a new thread (tomorrow, too late now)
Conversations in limerick form. This was fun

sequoia

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 2:17 am

This is my favorite — it was written by a seven-year-old girl.

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was constantly doing good deeds
She said to her mother
As she bit her young brother
“I’ll bind up the wound if it bleeds!”

twizzlers1

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 2:54 am

my son found a lizard in his bed and then couldn't sleep last night so I could totally understand about a spider keeping you up as well.Not sure if I saw an update but hope that you got it and you're sleeping. We are still on the hunt for the lizard. I was hoping my cat will catch it but so far she won't move off the couch.

Siriusly?

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 3:56 am

I love limericks!

There once was a man in Peru
Who found a large mouse in his stew
Said the waiter, don't shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too!

Siriusly?

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 3:59 am

A funny young fellow named Perkins
Was terribly fond of small gherkins
One day after tea
He ate ninety-three
And pickled his internal workings