S/O your unpopular opinions/ ridiculous edition

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:30 pm

crust wrote:

I won't run. I can push the baby.

Unpopular opinion;

You can still buy a McLaren carriage and your baby will still grow up healthy iyh.

But they might go off the derech because they didn’t have a bugaboo and doona and everyone else did. Trauma in infancy is a real thing.

chanatron1000

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:31 pm

It is a mitzva to deprive your infants of luxury so they don't grow up spoiled and so they learn life isn't fair.

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:31 pm

giselle wrote:

But they might go off the derech because they didn’t have a bugaboo and doona and everyone else did. Trauma in infancy is a real thing.

Thats ok. I know a few therapists that speacilaze in McLaren therapy.

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:32 pm

nchr wrote:

You can take 90% of the profit, leaving 10% for me.

I was looking for a mitzvah this morning and would have really helped with your Lakewood roads, but doesn't seem like anyone is actually interested

Alternatively, you can have 100% of the profit if you push my babies around in their malchus carriage so I can sleep. But trust me, at that point you'll be asking for 0% and running the other way.

Can you help with putting in a sidewalk? Serious request. I’d be eternally grateful. (Not in Lakewood)

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:32 pm

crust wrote:

Thats ok. I know a few therapists that speacilaze in McLaren therapy.

Are they licensed?

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:33 pm

nchr wrote:

I agree with this unpopular opinion. You can push my babies in a McLaren carriage. Please, just don't cross the highway.

I won't push them outside because I don't want anyone to be jealous of my McLaren.

Unpopular opinion;

You don't have to show off your good fortune even you own brands that were only popular years ago.

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:35 pm

giselle wrote:

Are they licensed?

Yes. The way it works is that they put the client into a McLaren. More like exposure therapy.

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:36 pm

giselle wrote:

But they might go off the derech because they didn’t have a bugaboo and doona and everyone else did. Trauma in infancy is a real thing.

Have you heard? Black is very popular for babies now. If you are not into styles and decide to dress your baby boy in white, beige or (dare I say it?) light blue instead of black, he will resent you and maybe even need light blue bekishes or red shoes as an adult?

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:44 pm

crust wrote:

Oy, no carriages inside my house. They are not good for the floor. Where will you push them?

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 1:49 pm

nchr wrote:

Oy, no carriages inside my house. They are not good for the floor. Where will you push them?

In my house.

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 2:01 pm

crust wrote:

In my house.

Maybe they should make indoor carriage parks? Like ice rinks or go karts. Then again, everyone would see your McLaren. Maybe they could rent carriages so everyone has the same.

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 2:19 pm

giselle wrote:

I say forevs and whatevs. I think it makes me sound cool. My kids say I don’t sound cool. As if teens know what cool is.

Ask your teens what they’re basing it on!

Btw is there any teen in the world who thinks their mom is cool?

giselle

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 2:30 pm

Back to unpopular opinions -

Most babies look ridiculous in bonnets.

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 2:31 pm

nchr wrote:

Maybe they should make indoor carriage parks? Like ice rinks or go karts. Then again, everyone would see your McLaren. Maybe they could rent carriages so everyone has the same.

Which reminds me of a very old but Unpopular opinion of mine.

Schools shouldn't have any rules.

InnerMe

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 2:52 pm

Hey, did the car company McLaren team up with the stroller brand Maclaren? Wink

crust

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 2:55 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Hey, did the car company McLaren team up with the stroller brand Maclaren? Wink

Ask autocorect or Grammarly

nchr

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 2:57 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Hey, did the car company McLaren team up with the stroller brand Maclaren? Wink

I was having peer pressure. I know crust is smarter than me so I had to go with the flow.

dankbar

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 3:56 pm

When you wrote Donna, I googled it. Definition a woman. Rather a chassidishe cross with a doona rather than a strange from loshen strangers/fremde froyen.

dankbar

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 3:57 pm

nchr wrote:

I was having peer pressure. I know crust is smarter than me so I had to go with the flow.

Were getting somewhere if you think that someone else is smart too

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 3:58 pm

dankbar wrote:

When you wrote Donna, I googled it. Definition a woman. Rather a chassidishe cross with a doona rather than a strange from loshen strangers/fremde froyen.

Very deep!
But yea, Prima Donna is some kind of malchusdiga woman star so it all comes together!