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amother




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Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:40 pm
(full disclosure, this is just for fun)

I want to make an imamother theme Shalach Manos this year! I'm going to use purple and blue packaging of course, and I need help for what to put in, plus of course I need to make it rhyme!

Here's what I have so far:
Cotton candy
Heart-shaped lollipop

Poem:
Purim is "hair!" Let us rejoice with all our soul!
Enjoy this cotton candy like the hair of a troll!
This heart-shaped lolly is the perfect aesthetic
To hug someone and show they're really pathetic.

What else can I put in?
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amother




Aquamarine
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:43 pm
Popcorn 🍿
Lots of it
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amother




Aquamarine
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:44 pm
Packaged in a mask or a shtreimel
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amother




Indigo
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:45 pm
Definitely put in cookies shaped like pajamas!
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amother




Violet
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:47 pm
Red roses on green are no sign of shame
Guess who sent this to you, I will not sign my name
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amother




Violet
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:47 pm
Put in candied roses
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SixOfWands




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:50 pm
amother [ Indigo ] wrote:
Definitely put in cookies shaped like pajamas!


Or not pajamas. LOL

You'll need candy molds to create candies shaped like cats (cattiness), trolls (obvious), Biden (white chocolate with gray food coloring to show he's old), Trump (ditto, but orange), Rudy Guiliani (white chocolate with same milk chocolate dripping down his face)
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amother




OP
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:51 pm
Great ideas! Please also post lines for my poem! If there's no poem, it's not real Shalach Manos.
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SixOfWands




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 4:53 pm
amother [ OP ] wrote:
Great ideas! Please also post lines for my poem! If there's no poem, it's not real Shalach Manos.


We hate each other
That is true
But I'm still giving
Mishloach manot to you.

(I promise its not poisoned.)
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thunderstorm




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:04 pm
Give An empty box filled with ash.


You think homemade goodies are gross and icky
So making a MM to suit your needs wasn’t at all tricky
We filled up a decorative box with ash
Since we knew you’d anyway toss it in the trash
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amother




Seashell
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:16 pm
thunderstorm wrote:
Give An empty box filled with ash.


You think homemade goodies are gross and icky
So making a MM to suit your needs wasn’t at all tricky
We filled up a decorative box with ash
Since we knew you’d anyway toss it in the trash


That sounds like a xmas theme,
Where if you are naughty you get coal,
Please dont give me Mishloach Manos,
Since you are obviously an Imamother Troll!
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flowerpower




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:19 pm
A small Towel dont forget to include
And the book “the surrendered wife” too
Add some 🍦for the political crowd
Because popcorn is already being passed around
Make sure an extremely long poem to include
And some homemade stuff if you’re in the mood
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thunderstorm




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:21 pm
amother [ Seashell ] wrote:
That sounds like a xmas theme,
Where if you are naughty you get coal,
Please dont give me Mishloach Manos,
Since you are obviously an Imamother Troll!


Actually this theme ties into Purim very well
It’s about time you wake up and come out of your shell
“Sak V’efer” is what Mordechai donned
Do you really think I am a dumb blonde?
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SixOfWands




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:21 pm
thunderstorm wrote:
Give An empty box filled with ash.


You think homemade goodies are gross and icky
So making a MM to suit your needs wasn’t at all tricky
We filled up a decorative box with ash
Since we knew you’d anyway toss it in the trash


Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
My basket this year
Is truly a bust

You don't like my cookies
Muffins you will not eat
So you're getting sawdust
Instead of a treat
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SixOfWands




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:26 pm
Roses are red
Anonymous too
I give you this basket
Because you're a Jew

(Aren't you glad I don't actually put these in my MM!)
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thunderstorm




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 5:27 pm
Custom mishloach manos fully paid for by your parents and in laws:

Please accept this Mishloach manos
It’s totally designer
It’s a Doona car seat filled with goodies
For your little minor
We are also all wearing Moncler coats
To stick with the theme
We are a kollel family
Living the American dream
Our parents pay for everything but for some odds and ends
This helps up keep up with the Klein’s and their fashion trends
So this Purim we wanted to give you
Something real fab
And oh ! don’t worry. Our in laws are picking up the tab.
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amother




Aquamarine
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 6:03 pm
Thunderstorm you have me Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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dankbar




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 6:33 pm
Animal crackers & jellies, make sure it has elephants & donkeys for Rep & Dem
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dena613




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 7:45 pm
Popcorn to much on while rolling your eyes
Nuts, cuz you're nuts, and that's no surprise!
Chocolate's because you're in a bad mood
It's all imamother threads types of food!
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dankbar




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 9:08 pm
How can you forget, the chocolate gelt?
It's a competition here, who is the poorest on the velt!
If not, let me make your numbers,
While I'm on Ima or slumber!
Add a donut or piece of cake,
For my next coffee break, which I am ready to take,
It's well deserved; for self care's sake!


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