I am a queen and I expect everyone around to be my slaves!

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amother

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 2:05 am

I have always know that I am more special then others ,

I'm not boasting it's just a fact .

I was born with Ala Maalos !

It used to make me feel very isolated but from a young age I learned to embrace it.

I was a princess and when I grew older I became a queen and for my entire life ive expected to be treated like one !

I still felt very lonely because it was a secret .

Then afew yrs ago I came out the closet .

I sat my family down amd told them I'm a queen amd they are my subjects .

they weren't too surprised and suspected it for years .
my oldest daughter promptly went to buy materials to make a plaque for my private garden off my bedroom that read queens garden. my other daughter bought me a bell which I ring when I need a drink , my boots taken off my feet etc..

I stoped doing the cooking , my husband took that over . I've never cleaned anyway so that wasn't such a change .

I bought myself a crown.

I have never stood in a line , I have never lined up in customs ( I fake illness )

I also don't carry bags .
I don't shop for groceries
I now don't drive .
to name a few .. there's loads more but u get the drift .
I get everything I want in life , and so I should !

my husband does everything happily as he knows he's the luckiest man alive to be married to me .

some people don't like me ( like my kids schools ) but it's worth it to get the treatment I deserve !

as fantastical as this sounds as a frum women I promise you that this is all true !

I now want the whole world to know about me .

please if you comment to me address me by my title HRH . thank you .

dankbar

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 2:28 am

You wrote you are blessed with all makos instead of maalos, just saying!

dankbar

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 2:30 am

When is your alarm clock ringing for wake up? Want to know when all your fantasy dreams are over

amother

Blush

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 2:42 am

amother

Jetblack

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 2:51 am

Do queens typically have unusual hobbies?

amother

Goldenrod

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 2:58 am

amother [ Jetblack ] wrote:

Do queens typically have unusual hobbies?

Clearly they do! LOL

amother

Jetblack

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 3:14 am

Her Royal Highness, the mark of a truly accomplished monarch is the generosity she shows to others. Can you share with us some of the philanthropic projects you have spearheaded, or some of the memorable moments where you touched someone's life?

amother

Blush

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 3:17 am

amother [ Jetblack ] wrote:

Jetblack, her very existence is the greatest act of philanthropy there is. Sunny

Debbie

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 3:29 am

Thank you Your Majesty for allowing this humble peasant to breath the same air as you.
🐕 Fido here has come to lick your shoes clean!
Oh and by the way OP the correct title for a queen is HM, Your Majesty, not Your Royal Highness; it surprises me that someone in your lofty position didn't know that!

Last edited by Debbie on Fri, Feb 19 2021, 4:17 am; edited 2 times in total

amother

Aubergine

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 3:39 am

OP, are you the same person who shops and returns everything?

Debbie

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 3:45 am

amother [ Aubergine ] wrote:

OP, are you the same person who shops and returns everything?

I was also wondering about that!

Sprinkles1

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 3:47 am

amother [ Aubergine ] wrote:

OP, are you the same person who shops and returns everything?

Its so obvious.

amother

Peach

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 5:03 am

I have a relative who keeps mentioning how she's like a queen, her personality and regalness.

Ew. I try not to vomit.

hodeez

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:10 am

Chaval there is no adar sheini this year so we can keep this shtick going

Fab4

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:23 am

Omg not again 🙄😂

OP, you're just amazing what can I say. You're a tzadeikes!

amother

Blue

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:26 am

These threads are actually helping me realise how crazy my x friend used to be. Or still is but I wouldn't know. She often got free stuff from people and said I don't know why but everyone loves me and wants to give me stuff. She didn't realise what a nebuch she was. It's so so sad!

amother

Blue

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:30 am

HRH I'm worried about you, you're working too hard. Hashem should help you and give you gezunt, parnosso, nachas and all the berochos that you wish for Hug

amother

Blue

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:31 am

Where do you live that we can serve you better as a queen?

Do you live in the UK like me and the real queen?

amother

Emerald

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:46 am

Sprinkles1 wrote:

Its so obvious.

This. Your poor poor husband, my heart goes out to him. Get help. Quickly.

amother

Brunette

Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:55 am

The only thing you don’t realize is that.... in order to be a queen you must be married to the king! Clearly this is not the case as you seem to be married to a slave. Therefore I propose that you do seem to be delusional.

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