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BH Yom Yom




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 04 2021, 11:07 pm
Interested in a light and funny thread!

Weirdest baby names I’ve recently heard of:
G-d (without the dash obviously)
Satan
Rowdy (with an older brother named Howdy)
Cyanide
Window (with the middle name Coverings. Seriously)
Stalin
Lemon
ESPN (not making this up)

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observer




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 04 2021, 11:11 pm
La-a (Pronounced Ladasha as in La-dash-a)
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Crookshanks




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 04 2021, 11:35 pm
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eduardo




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 04 2021, 11:39 pm
Female. Pronounced fem-al-ee

The mother saw it written on the birth certificate and just thought someone had named her daughter for her, and didn’t want to change it since she loved it so much.

Couldn’t make this up if I tried..
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blueberry6




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 04 2021, 11:41 pm
I mean.... Anyone forget this one?
X Æ A-Xii
Not quite recent, but recent enough that I still can't get over the weirdness of it
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gilamom




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 04 2021, 11:44 pm
I was in a store and heard them saying on the speaker "Hashem, cleanup needed in aisle 4, Hashem-cleanup in aisle 4". My daughter and I just stared at each other haha.
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 04 2021, 11:53 pm
It was probably Hashim, which is an Arabic name.
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SafeAtLast




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Oct 04 2021, 11:59 pm
BH Yom Yom wrote:
Interested in a light and funny thread!

Weirdest baby names I’ve recently heard of:
G-d (without the dash obviously)
Satan
Rowdy (with an older brother named Howdy)
Cyanide
Window (with the middle name Coverings. Seriously)
Stalin
Lemon
ESPN (not making this up)

Share the funny/weird names you’ve heard!


The first can be גד like Gadi Pollack.

I think North & Chicago West take the cake.
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Ema of 4




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:19 am
Dweezle
Moon unit
Soleil moon
Apple
Kviiilyn
Female
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GLUE




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:23 am
Your Majesty
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Always LOL




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:29 am
After seeing these I don’t think a classmates name from elementary school is so weird anymore lol. His name was Dynamite.
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gr82no




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:43 am
Vashti
Haman
They are alive today and work in the same store
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momandteacher




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:48 am
slightly off-topic, but we spent Yom tov with an Atara. my 3 year old kept calling her Paroh... LOL
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imamommy5




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:50 am
A jewish kid in williamsburg her name was uchy
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momandteacher




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:53 am
That was almost certainly a nickname for Ruchy or Bruchy. Probably a little sibling couldn't pronounce it right.
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dankbar




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:54 am
There is a chassidishe bochur who changed his name on his driver's license to lemon juice
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dankbar




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 12:55 am
imamommy5 wrote:
A jewish kid in williamsburg her name was uchy


I was on vacation and I heard a mom calling her kid, ecky. She said it was her real name. Ye sounded like yucky
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Tof Umachol




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 1:01 am
A colleague of a good friend of mine in Israel had twins and named the boy Ben ("boy") and the girl Bat ("girl").
If I hadn't met them in person I probably would not believe it.
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Stars




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 1:14 am
https://www.mentalfloss.com/ar.....world

Names fascinate me but what’s wrong with naming your baby Rachel or whatever? Charlotte if you’re feeling fancy. People are so nuts. Why the need to make stuff up?? Have some rachmanus on your children!
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Living Princess




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Oct 05 2021, 4:13 am
I know a woman (not Jewish) who was going to name her baby Big Mistake - I don't think she did - but they would've called him Big

I know a man (not Jewish) whos name was Never and middle name was Again

I know some Jewish ones but I can't write them here because you never know who's reading it
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