 |
|
 |
 |
|
|
Forum
-> Hobbies, Crafts, and Collections
-> Pets
|
amother
OP
|
 Wed, Dec 22 2021, 7:01 pm
Things I never thought I’d say til I had kids inspired this post:
“No, you cannot go in the oven!”
“Tatty’s shoes are not a scratching post.”
“Uh-uh…you’re not allowed in the freezer!”
“Do NOT eat the seforim!”
“Stop eating paper! Receipts are not food!”
Add your own!
| |
|
| Back to top |
 0
 12
|
BH Yom Yom
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 7:17 pm
|
Do not eat the bentchers!!
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
6
|
|
amother
Watermelon
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 7:22 pm
| amother [ OP ] wrote: | Things I never thought I’d say til I had kids inspired this post:
“No, you cannot go in the oven!”
“Tatty’s shoes are not a scratching post.”
“Uh-uh…you’re not allowed in the freezer!”
“Do NOT eat the seforim!”
“Stop eating paper! Receipts are not food!”
Add your own! |
I’m afraid yours are gonna discourage potential pet owners from getting them! Pets are the best! I have a dog, have had cats… non pet owners don’t know what they’re missing. My dog understands so much English, it’s amazing.
| |
|
| Back to top |
2
4
|
icebreaker
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 7:33 pm
|
Stop eating the cat’s poop 🤦♀️
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
9
|
|
amother
DarkPurple
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 7:43 pm
"get your head out of my purse!"
"don't poop on your brother!
but they are still the best 🥰
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
7
|
|
amother
Slateblue
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 7:45 pm
I'll be back soon; be good boys.
When I'm leaving: to the cat - you're the boss while I'm out, to the dog - listen to the cat
Leeeeeeave it!!!!!!!!!!!
My daughter legit used "my dog ate my homework" once lol
Catching them near each other - awww, you're so cute together!
Did you miss Mommy?
| |
|
| Back to top |
1
8
|
|
amother
Chestnut
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 7:46 pm
|
You call your husband totty as if your pet is calling him totty?
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
3
|
|
amother
White
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 7:48 pm
Get off my work Zoom, no one else thinks you’re cute.
(They are cute though!)
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
5
|
Eemaof3
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 8:13 pm
Get off my head!
I get to fit in the bed too!
No you can't come in the shower with me!
You are my best baby; fur baby that is.
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
8
|
|
amother
Bone
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 8:23 pm
| amother [ Watermelon ] wrote: | | I’m afraid yours are gonna discourage potential pet owners from getting them! Pets are the best! I have a dog, have had cats… non pet owners don’t know what they’re missing. My dog understands so much English, it’s amazing. | It’s the opposite, now I want a pet! I’m not in a place where I can get one right now though.
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
6
|
vintagebknyc
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 8:33 pm
| Eemaof3 wrote: | Get off my head!
I get to fit in the bed too!
No you can't come in the shower with me!
You are my best baby; fur baby that is. |
Last night I woke my husband up when he heard me saying “please don’t sleep on my face.”
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
13
|
SixOfWands
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 8:42 pm
|
Stop licking the kitchen floor
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
5
|
shanie5
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 10:05 pm
|
I'm always telling my daughter to "scoop the poop" in her rabbits cage.
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
1
|
|
amother
OP
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 11:09 pm
🤣🤣🤣 These are awesome! And yes I am my kitties’ Mommy and DH is Tatty!
Pets are the best!! I love them. Have two kitties and wish I could adopt all the ones who need homes. 😻
Another one - “no eating napkins!”
“Stop tearing the wood off the cabinets!”
“No, you cannot climb on top of the Shabbos urn!”
| |
|
| Back to top |
1
7
|
|
amother
OP
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 11:10 pm
| Eemaof3 wrote: | Get off my head!
I get to fit in the bed too!
No you can't come in the shower with me!
You are my best baby; fur baby that is. |
Lol one of my kitties is fascinated by the shower but is confused why she gets wet if she goes in. She loves the bathtub also.
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
5
|
|
amother
Orange
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 11:38 pm
| amother [ White ] wrote: | Get off my work Zoom, no one else thinks you’re cute.
(They are cute though!) |
What?!!? Keep them on!
We have no pets but DH is a high powered attorney whose favorite part of his zoom calls is seeing people’s pets. At one point (beginning of corona) it was so common he’d say “I was the only one without a dog on my lap during zoom meetings today…”
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
7
|
|
amother
OP
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 11:42 pm
| amother [ Orange ] wrote: | What?!!? Keep them on!
We have no pets but DH is a high powered attorney whose favorite part of his zoom calls is seeing people’s pets. At one point (beginning of corona) it was so common he’d say “I was the only one without a dog on my lap during zoom meetings today…” |
Agreed! They are cute! The best part of zoom meetings is seeing people’s pets.
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
6
|
chanatron1000
|
Wed, Dec 22 2021, 11:44 pm
| amother [ Watermelon ] wrote: | | I’m afraid yours are gonna discourage potential pet owners from getting them! Pets are the best! I have a dog, have had cats… non pet owners don’t know what they’re missing. My dog understands so much English, it’s amazing. |
Counterpoint: for those of us who want pets but can't have them, let us lie to ourselves and say it wouldn't be worth it anyway.
| |
|
| Back to top |
0
5
|
| Related Topics |
Replies |
Last Post |
|
|
Things to do- Hollywood fl
|
1 |
Thu, Apr 11 2024, 11:15 pm  |
|
|
Do people have pets in your communities?
|
50 |
Tue, Apr 09 2024, 11:04 pm |
|
|
Words that you thought were Yiddish
|
155 |
Tue, Mar 26 2024, 10:58 pm |
|
|
Surprising Things You Can Do Online
|
29 |
Sat, Mar 23 2024, 11:32 pm |
|
|
Non-toilet-related things that make you scratch your head
|
16 |
Fri, Mar 15 2024, 8:41 am |
|
|
Imamother may earn commission when you use our links to make a purchase.
© 2024 Imamother.com - All rights reserved
|  |
 |
|
 |
|
|
