Share your really weird, not relatable poems.

amother

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 8:50 pm

I'll start:

Earthlings, are you aware
you are all idiots?

Let this humble you.

Let this liberate you!

You have the potential to be as evil as any other human.
You have the potential to be as good as any other human.

You are flawed, each and every one of you, yet somehow you’ve each convinced yourself that it’s only you and others are perfect? Weird planet, folks

Now which one of you knows how to repair a G↯L↙x∞ spaceship?

amother

Tomato

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 8:52 pm

One day I was walking
In the rain
And a couch fell
On my head
What is life
and where are we
and where did that dog come from

amother

Vermilion

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:35 pm

You are not my sis
In fact, I have four other
But if you try real hard
I'll let you be my brother

amother

Crocus

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:38 pm

When life gives you lemons
Make cupcakes
Because lemonade
Is so cliche
Also because I like sprinkles
Colorful ones. Only those.
Brown ones remind me
Of mouse dropping.
That’s why.

amother

Bluebell

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:42 pm

Click clack chew munch
This is the best kind of lunch
I click it
I eat it
No food can beat it
Some call it a habit
But I like it better then a rabbit
Likes his carrots
Of it I can eat pails
What is it
Nails

amother

Tomato

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:43 pm

amother [ Crocus ] wrote:

When life gives you lemons
Make cupcakes
Because lemonade
Is so cliche
Also because I like sprinkles
Colorful ones. Only those.
Brown ones remind me
Of mouse dropping.
That’s why.

Eew. Never gonna unsee that

amother

Mistyrose

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:43 pm

Sick
Sick
Nose
Drip.
If I walk around
With tissue in nose
Does that count
As a mask?

Kiwi13

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:44 pm

Amother Tomato OMG you're hilarious and I want to be your friend!!!!

Here's my poem, which I'm making up right now, so no guarantees an quality or anything:

I wasn't thinking of tomatoes.
But now I am.
Because I read the most amazing poem.
I have a cat.
It made me laugh more than I probably should admit.
The poem.
Not my cat.
The poem is funnier.
But my cat is cuter.
Isosceles trapezoid-shaped ice cubes for the win.

amother

Pewter

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:44 pm

Your scent is not just like a flower
When you come near my nose does cower
Fix this ill you have the power
Lather up and take a shower
Make it last at least an hour

Kiwi13

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:53 pm

"Whirr! Whirr!" goes my car.
I will not make it very far.
I'm out of patience, out of gas.
I do not have a parking pass.

Still, it's cheaper to stay here
Than crash if I should try to steer.
Oh! A snowbank in the lot!
Who cares if THAT'S a "legal spot?"

No one cares, alright - THAT'S who!
I'm parking here before YOU do!
I know that's why you question me.
You want my spot. I'm smart, you see? ;-)

This snowbank's mine. Oh no! It's dented.
That's how igloos were invented.
I'll stay here. I live here now.
MY car, MY snowbank-igloo. Wow.

Kiwi13

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:56 pm

amother [ Tomato ] wrote:

One day I was walking
In the rain
And a couch fell
On my head
What is life
and where are we
and where did that dog come from

I want to frame this

amother

Crocus

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:57 pm

When I lie on the floor
With my feet on the chair
And look up at the ceiling
At spider webs I stare
I think to myself...
Who says this is upside down
Maybe the world is confused
Then I remember
My last marble I losed! (needs to rhyme with confused, sorry)

amother

Petunia

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 9:59 pm

To the tune of I am Woman:
I am flu-ey
And hatchoo-ey
I am sick
And sick of it.

I am hungry
I can't eat now
I can't smell
Or taste a bit.

amother

Papaya

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:01 pm

Omg this thread is amazing. I'm the crazy angry OP of the other thread who is mad all day.

One right makes a right
Two rights make u-turn
Three rights make a left
Four rights makes a box
It also makes a right
You can make a left if you want.
You can make two lefts.
Two wrongs don't make a right
Unless you went the wrong way twice
And it happened to be right
You can wrong or right.
You can be left or right
You can also invent the airplane if you are Wright. The end.

amother

Crocus

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:04 pm

amother [ Papaya ] wrote:

Hi! And we threw tomatoes at each other on your thread. This thread is better therapy! Ain’t that right?

honeymoon

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:07 pm

amother [ Papaya ] wrote:

And I really like the way you write!

amother

Papaya

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:07 pm

amother [ Crocus ] wrote:

Hi! And we threw tomatoes at each other on your thread. This thread is better therapy! Ain’t that right?

That's write!

amother

Papaya

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:08 pm

honeymoon wrote:

And I really like the way you write!

Thank you. This thread is fun.