Share your really weird, not relatable poems.

Kiwi13

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:14 pm

amother [ Papaya ] wrote:

Omg this thread is amazing. I'm the crazy angry OP of the other thread who is mad all day.

One right makes a right
Two rights make u-turn
Three rights make a left
Four rights makes a box
It also makes a right
You can make a left if you want.
You can make two lefts.
Two wrongs don't make a right
Unless you went the wrong way twice
And it happened to be right
You can wrong or right.
You can be left or right
You can also invent the airplane if you are Wright. The end.

dena613

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:18 pm

amother [ Crocus ] wrote:

When life gives you lemons
Make cupcakes
Because lemonade
Is so cliche
Also because I like sprinkles
Colorful ones. Only those.
Brown ones remind me
Of mouse dropping.
That’s why.

Yes, it looked like mouse droppings on my bed a few nights ago, and I freaked out... And then realized it was those Brown ones. (Chocolate sounds way more delicious than Brown. Good word choice!!)

amother

Crocus

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:23 pm

dena613 wrote:

Yes, it looked like mouse droppings on my bed a few nights ago, and I freaked out... And then realized it was those Brown ones. (Chocolate sounds way more delicious than Brown. Good word choice!!)

I’m glad it was a false alarm
But I don’t want the chocolate ones
I don’t want the brown ones
I only want the colorful ones
On top of the cupcakes
I made out of the lemons
That life gave me.

dena613

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:25 pm

amother [ Papaya ] wrote:

Yikes, you take two rights to make a u turn?? I hope you take lefts!!! Unless you don't live in the US. Is that right?

amother

Banana

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:28 pm

I have nothing
Yet so much
Because a little
Is really a lot
I’m unsure
And feeling lost
Sometimes I wonder
What is my path
I wish a lot of things
But when night comes
I lay down in my bed
And get over myself

amother

Cyclamen

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:29 pm

I know you think you're normal
And that I'm the crazy one
But lemme tell you something
The crazy ones have way more fun
Who is interested in normal
It's so black and white
I'm glad to be in the crazy category, rather be happy than right.

dena613

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 10:29 pm

All the work
Goes me berserk
Scratching my head
At the way I twisted
My brain to make
That second line rhyme
And it makes no sense.
Weird.

---

Her favorite subject
Her greatest skill
She should be smiling
But if looks could kill
I'd be dead

What's wrong, I worry
Wonder, fret
Maybe today
Just wasn't her best bet

And tomorrow she's back
Like nothing happened
And instead of wonder
I'm just... Grateful

amother

Pewter

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 11:00 pm

amother [ Papaya ] wrote:

This is publishable ! I don’t know where - but there’s a place for us !!!

tigerwife

Thu, Dec 23 2021, 11:44 pm

I’m the procrastinator queen
I’m busier than you’ve all seen
Just thinking of my endless list
Of things to do and things I’ve missed
Can make one holler, cry and scream
From overwhelm and stress supreme
But never me, I’m cool and calm
And far too skilled to have a qualm
Cuz someday it will all be done
Just not right now, for I’ve a ton
Of thinking of the things I’ll do
To plan and schedule, old and new
Till my to-do list’s crossed and clean
I’m the procrastinator queen

amother

DarkCyan

Fri, Dec 24 2021, 3:18 am

tigerwife wrote:

If your words are true,
then I propose.
With a ring, a clink, a rose!
That we join forces,
Let's unite!
Let's fix the wrongs and make them right!
Who said time
should rule us so?
It thinks its mighty?
I say NO!
to you who groan
I'm always late,
"Just do it!
Don't procrastinate!"
To you I say,
"I am not late.
I wish upon you
this great fate.
to live l'maleh min hazman,
Don't let it bind you
Bid it, 'begone'!"

PS Thank you, OP!! This thread is tons of fun! And some are you are outstanding poets!!

amother

Sienna

Fri, Dec 24 2021, 3:22 am

In the days of yore
I, but a youth
Cried stormy tears
From that uncouth

Lad, still young
Immature, no beard
Who called my carefully crafted poem
"Weird."

And now, years later
I cry again
For that poem's greatness
Was not seen then

It was trampled, vilified
Yet years ahead
I see its true glory
Would have been in this thread.

Let us have a moment of silence for the many weird poems, lost and forgotten, but never completely forgotten.

amother

Navy

Fri, Dec 24 2021, 3:57 am

I'm a poet
And I really know it

My rhymes like rain
Are totally insane

They're noisy like thunder
And rarely blunder

Bright as lightning
Really brightening

They form,
a storm!

amother

Papaya

Fri, Dec 24 2021, 10:49 am

dena613 wrote:

Yikes, you take two rights to make a u turn?? I hope you take lefts!!! Unless you don't live in the US. Is that right?

Thats right
I mean write
or maybe Wright
go to RiteAid

amother

Opal

Fri, Dec 24 2021, 12:08 pm

amother [ Stone ] wrote:

I nominate this best thread ever

This is the best thread
I have ever read
For it lets me be me
And then can see
That you can be you
Let's all be true
In a world living for others
At least on Imamother
It's so nice to see
That I can just be me!

amother

Seashell

Fri, Dec 24 2021, 1:47 pm

Knock knock
Who’s there
It’s my kids again
I fear

I need a snack
My hand hurts
Their banging on the door
It’s about to burst

Take a snack
I’ll throw a kiss
Everything will be better
It will all be bliss

It’s finally quiet
I can actually breath
But then there’s banging again
And I start to seethe

I thought this will work
I thought I’ll be able to get
A minute of quiet
But my expectations weren’t met

Let me tell you ladies
Before you try it
It’s not going to happen
So the idea just quit

Don’t run to the bathroom
To get some peace
It won’t work
Trust me please

I’ve tried it too many times
That by now I know
It never works
You can try it for yourself and I’ll say “I told you so”

Kiwi13

Fri, Dec 24 2021, 1:51 pm

amother [ Seashell ] wrote:

You snagged me on the first verse!! These were supposed to be UNrelatable lol!

Love it!
Love you!
Love this thread!

Kiwi13

Fri, Dec 24 2021, 1:52 pm

I wrote this one in high school, in response to “modern art,” which, well, you’ll get what I mean:

Title: Little Cat

A little cat is.
That is right.
It just is.

amother

Pewter

Sat, Dec 25 2021, 6:28 pm

Shortage of eggs
Now in Galil
Avi P plays the chalil
Shabbat is over
Another gone by
Time to think time to sigh
Life can be weird
Time to go home
That’s the end of my unrelated poem