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Tof Umachol
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Fri, Oct 21 2022, 2:02 am
Q: What did you bring me as a souvenir from Bucharest?
new answer: Because she couldn't hear anything.
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Sun, Dec 11 2022, 10:01 pm
| Tof Umachol wrote: | Q: What did you bring me as a souvenir from Bucharest?
new answer: Because she couldn't hear anything. |
Why was she getting frustrated?
New answer: so she started a new book.
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Sun, Apr 23 2023, 10:41 am
| birdie1 wrote: | Why was she getting frustrated?
New answer: so she started a new book. |
Question: The book she was reading; its ending was ripped out.
New answer: Pesach Sheini
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Wed, Apr 26 2023, 9:13 pm
| simcha4 wrote: | Question: The book she was reading; its ending was ripped out.
New answer: Pesach Sheini |
Question- when's next time we wash for Matza?
New answer. Hard to get to sleep early.
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Wed, Apr 26 2023, 9:27 pm
Question: Why are you so tired in the morning?
New answer: from today 2 weeks
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birdie1
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Wed, Apr 26 2023, 10:03 pm
| schoolbus wrote: | Question: Why are you so tired in the morning?
New answer: from today 2 weeks |
When is lag ba'omer? (I think...)
New answer: when the ice cream melts.
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Thu, Apr 27 2023, 11:34 am
What the secret in knowing that it’s a really sunny day?
New answer: because I didn’t want
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Mon, May 01 2023, 7:26 pm
| schoolbus wrote: | What the secret in knowing that it’s a really sunny day?
New answer: because I didn’t want |
Question: Why didn't you take mousse for dessert?
New answer: I was thinking abut something
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Wed, May 03 2023, 3:49 pm
Question: Why are you walking into me??
New answer: I need to finalize my summer plans!
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simcha4
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Sun, May 07 2023, 11:06 am
| Momofcutes wrote: | Question: Why are you walking into me??
New answer: I need to finalize my summer plans! |
Q: Why do you look so tense?
NA: She got engaged last night.
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Sun, May 07 2023, 11:08 am
Q: Why is the assistant absent?
New answer: Fried mushrooms
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Sun, May 07 2023, 11:22 am
| ap wrote: | Q: Why is the assistant absent?
New answer: Fried mushrooms |
Q: What does you family like near the fish at the Shabbos seudah?
NA: leaking fridge.
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Thu, Jul 20 2023, 12:21 am
NA: leaking fridge.[/quote]
What’s your excuse this time for coming late to piano practice?
NA: 20 miles over the speed limit!
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Tof Umachol
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Tue, Jul 25 2023, 5:27 am
| effess wrote: | | NA: 20 miles over the speed limit! |
Q: What is your preferred driving speed on the highway?
New answer: My cousin's brother-in-law.
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Tue, Jul 25 2023, 10:37 am
Who did you meet on the way to the mikvah Friday night?
I was vomiting
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Tof Umachol
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Tue, Jul 25 2023, 5:02 pm
Q: What were those strange noises you were making on the phone this morning?
New Answer: Bread and butter.
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Sat, Jul 29 2023, 5:25 pm
| Tof Umachol wrote: | Q: What were those strange noises you were making on the phone this morning?
New Answer: Bread and butter. |
Question - Which two foods are often eaten together? Clue: they both start with B.
New Answer: The sinkhole
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Tof Umachol
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Tue, Aug 29 2023, 6:02 am
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New Answer: The sinkhole |
Question: Where are you going to take your kids swimming?
New answer: Lots of tissues.
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 11:14 pm
What’s the cheapest you for your toddler?
New answer: it smelled
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