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flowerpower

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 11:39 am

Write a funny post that you might find on Imafather

For example “wife giving me the cold shoulder”
Wife asked me if I think she gained weight over yom tov. I told her she looks a little bit like she did gain weight. Now she won’t talk to me. What did I do wrong? I don’t understand.

Or

Poll “ how long do you spend in the bathroom usually”

Probably a good half hour
Until the wife bangs on the door for the third time in a row
Not long, my wife takes away my phone before I go in there
Whos counting?!?

TravelHearter

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 11:41 am

Hmm…
Wife is in the hospital after having a baby.
She said I need to do laundry because the kids don’t have clean uniforms. How? Which is the dryer and which is the washing machine? Do I put dish soap or hand soap? Do I put water in?

(BH my DH knows how to do laundry lol but couldn’t resist)

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:20 pm

Top tips to get out of bedtime?

Can anyone help me plan some more excuses to get out of supperbathbed time at home?
So far I have mincha/maariv (depending on time of year)
Shiur
Extra work meeting
Anyone got any better ideas?

amother

Tangerine

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:22 pm

Tips needed how to get the smell of smoking off before I come home!

amother

Geranium

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:23 pm

bgr8ful wrote:

Which is it; Imafather or Abbafather?

How about ata tata

amother

NeonOrange

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:29 pm

Does everyone really do gifts?

My wife says all husbands give gifts occasionally, is that true? She said some common reasons are birthday, anniversary, yom tov but why is that a gift occasion, and if she wants jewelry why doesn't she just go buy it?

Thisisnotmyreal

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:30 pm

Why do pregnant women think they are protected citizens??!

amother

Bluebell

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:33 pm

I found my wife posting personal issues on imamother, and everyone was telling her to divorce. Relax women, we just had a small argument

theoneandonly

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:34 pm

I want to go to my office beach party but dw won't let, what would you do? (With poll, anon enabled)
-Listen to her, she's your wife
-Put up a fight
-Give her the silent treatment
-Go anyway and lie about it
-Find another way to meet your mistress

Family swim, why can't I go?

Dw mad that I didn't help with bedtime on mikva night

Dw insists on experimenting with new recipes

bgr8ful

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:35 pm

ווי קען איך טרעפן א געשמאקע שוויץ אין בפ

amother

Nemesia

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:38 pm

I told my wife I was going to change the lightbulb 2 days ago and she is still nagging me about it. Banging head

amother

Nemesia

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:39 pm

DW is LITERALLY looking over my shoulder whenever on my phone. Like really, what does she think I'm doing? Can't a man just read the news in peace.

amother

Nemesia

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:41 pm

"What is a woman?"- I just got married and now I found out what it's all about

ShishKabob

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 12:41 pm

Feeling overwhelmed with all my responsibilities. Have to wake up early to help dw with sending kids off to school, make my own breakfast and lunch and prepare lunch for dw, daven, go to work, rush my kishkes out to pick up from the babysitter, come home, help with dinner, help the kids with homework, help with bedtime, run to a shiur, daven and after all that I can't have downtime on my phone and some peace and quiet!
What do you think I need to cut out from all of this in order not to feel so overwhelmed?
And please don't recommend bc or therapy...........