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4g01o
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 Wed, Aug 17 2022, 7:03 am
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On vacation, your husband asks if dinner is ready and you realise that you didn't turn the cheese toaster on.
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zaq
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 12:07 pm
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You wash your face with toothpaste.
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amother
Goldenrod
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 12:33 pm
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Youre holding some wrappers and food in your hand, and you throw the food in the bin and put the wrappers on the side.
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amother
Bluebonnet
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 12:45 pm
You put the coffee in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.
You realize you're still up to hanosen layaef koach and it's half an hour after you started shmona esre.
You mix up the emails for your boss and your husband.
All you can think about is when can you close your eyes for just 10 minutes.......
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hodeez
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 1:05 pm
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Your speech starts to come out like predictive text. You never know what you'll string together until it happens and you are met with blank stares and silence
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4g01o
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 1:25 pm
| hodeez wrote: | | Your speech starts to come out like predictive text. You never know what you'll string together until it happens and you are met with blank stares and silence |
Too funny! I relate though
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amother
Dill
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 1:41 pm
When you stop at a green light and go when it turns red 🙈
When you start cooking for shabbos and realize later on that it wasn’t Thursday … it was Wednesday!
When you need to charge your phone and ended up plugging in your kids game tablet
When the school nurse calls that your child is sick and you end up driving to the other child’s school
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Daliya
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 2:26 pm
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When you start saying kr"sh and not sure how you got to bamarom in benching.
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weasley
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 2:45 pm
| Daliya wrote: | | When you start saying kr"sh and not sure how you got to bamarom in benching. |
Hahaha this is me 
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amother
Dill
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 2:50 pm
| Daliya wrote: | | When you start saying kr"sh and not sure how you got to bamarom in benching. |
Somehow I end up in the middle of tefillas haderech…
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amother
Goldenrod
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 5:14 pm
| amother Dill wrote: | When you stop at a green light and go when it turns red 🙈
When you start cooking for shabbos on Wednesday and realize later on that it wasn’t Thursday
When you need to charge your phone and ended up plugging in your kids game tablet
When the school nurse calls that your child is sick and you end up driving to the other child’s school |
Hehe
This my eyes goggle! 
Thanks for the laugh!
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Beingreal
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 5:40 pm
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You give your kid the wrong size pjs
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amother
OP
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 5:43 pm
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You want to call your neighbor Shprintzy Katzenellenbogenstein. You know you're too tried to remember her number so you get out the phone book. And start looking under the letter S.
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BadTichelDay
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 6:11 pm
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You are about to brush your teeth and as you move the brush with toothpaste on it to your mouth, you say shehakol.
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amother
Buttercup
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 6:30 pm
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When you say Asher Yetzer after helping the kids in the bathroom…..
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amother
Lime
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 9:08 pm
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Thanks for the laughs! I can resonate with all of them. I woke up at a time that is illegal to be awake and could use the laughs.
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amother
Natural
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 9:55 pm
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Lol!!I once brushed my teeth with balmex😂
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amother
Lemonchiffon
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:11 pm
when your eyes keep rolling up into the back of your head
when you're afraid to drive
when you start slapping and pinching yourself to stay awake
when used the wart remover tube on a cold sore and the cold sore cream tube on the wart
when you start seeing double
when you rest your eyes for a minute at work and sleep through a meeting with your boss
when coworkers start kicking you under the conference table because you're snoring at the meeting
when reading gets difficult because the words are blurry
when you ask your kids to play house and make believe that you are the baby taking a nap and they should let the baby sleep for just 19 more minutes...
(just another day in the life of a pregnant mom who works 40-50 hours per week plus juggles all household responsibilities)
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amother
Lemonchiffon
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:13 pm
I once put preparation H on my toothbrush - BH I realized right before I put it in my mouth!
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amother
Chestnut
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Wed, Aug 17 2022, 10:18 pm
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I cry and cry and cry and cry
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