S/O parsha dessert thread - but for the lazy!

Sat, Nov 05 2022, 3:36 pm

Right we’re on to parshat vayera!
I’ll start with some things not to do:
Do not try acting out the akeidah!
Do not let your kids get lost in the desert and run out of water.

effess

Sat, Nov 05 2022, 7:44 pm

But you can make sure your house have four entrances. And if they don’t, just use windows.

Serve tongue for lunch

This one is real: take your kids to visit someone who is not well

Chop some wood

Don’t set a city on fire

Borrow salt from your neighbor

chanar

Sat, Nov 05 2022, 8:38 pm

It would be nice if my challah stayed fresh from week to week…
Btw parsha desserts isn’t that new! I’m married 16 years and it was around soon after I got married!! Nowadays bh I have a houseful of kids and not much time or energy for that kind of creativity! Maybe one day!!!!

amother

Wallflower

Sat, Nov 05 2022, 9:19 pm

effess wrote:

Serve tongue for lunch

With mustard

amother

Wallflower

Sat, Nov 05 2022, 9:20 pm

chanar wrote:

I'm 35 years old, also married 16 years, I remember my friend's mother making parsha themed desserts when we were kids!

imorethanamother

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 11:30 am

This past Shabbos I outdid myself for parshas Vayera.

I oversalted everything. Genius move, if I say so myself.

amother

Magnolia

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 11:45 am

I would just let the kids turn the house upside down for Vayera.
For Chayei Sarah, I plan to repeat a long and complicated story.

effess

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 11:59 am

I’d skip searching for a shidduch for my child and just send my assistant teacher to the city I’m from to find the right spouse.

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 12:16 pm

Send the kids to get loads of jugs of water
Get the girls’ nose pierced
Daven mincha
Poison the soup?

effess

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 1:05 pm

Light shabbos candles so big, they might last all week

Aurora

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 1:36 pm

I did great for Vayera. So much of my food was a burnt offering. Tongue Out

pause

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 1:40 pm

amother Magnolia wrote:

I would just let the kids turn the house upside down for Vayera.
For Chayei Sarah, I plan to repeat a long and complicated story.

And after you're done saying the story, you can tell them what you just told them.

amother

Ginger

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 2:00 pm

amother Magnolia wrote:

I would just let the kids turn the house upside down for Vayera.
For Chayei Sarah, I plan to repeat a long and complicated story.

I don't get it :-(

Can you please explain?

amother

Magnolia

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 3:01 pm

amother Ginger wrote:

I don't get it :-(

Can you please explain?

The story of Avraham's servant meeting Rivka is repeated.

effess

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 3:14 pm

Make sure to give a stranger’s pet some water
Great week to get married
When considering your child’s shidduch, realize that fathers and brothers character may not indicate a bad shidduch idea
Good week to invest in some real estate

happytobemom

Sun, Nov 13 2022, 3:34 pm

I am loving this thread - thank you everyone for the laughs!

Aurora

Tue, Nov 15 2022, 8:39 pm

Good week to invest in real estate & buy life insurance

effess

Tue, Nov 15 2022, 9:12 pm

If you don’t have one yet, Dig a well in your town center.
Send your three old daughter to pick up the water bottles for the family.
Take a trip with ten animals across a huge wilderness.
Ride a camel or any large animal, side saddle

dena613

Tue, Nov 15 2022, 10:16 pm

These are very funny!!

I'm not so funny

For this week, go to a wedding!
Go to a levaya
Daven Michael
Wear scarves