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amother
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Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 2:42 am
So let’s do this! Bonus points if you are laughing at yourself.
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Iymnok




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 2:48 am
I think visitors have more…
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amother
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Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 2:50 am
Iymnok wrote:
I think visitors have more…


Good idea, I edited it.
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Rappel




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 2:51 am
Go to the bank or the post office at 1 pm. After all, it's the middle of the work day, isn't it?
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Rappel




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 2:54 am
It's midnight, let's catch the bus home.
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Rappel




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 2:55 am
Not accepting/offering a coffee at every new meeting LOL

Offering coffee in a cup larger than a double shot
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Cookies n Cake




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 3:24 am
I was at a bus stop and an American sem girl looked at the bus and said "It's going to Lo Bashrus, not the bus we need"
LOL
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Cookies n Cake




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 3:25 am
I always mix up the words lenses and lentils.. Laugh
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amother
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Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 3:27 am
Trying to get an ice coffee and everyone keeps giving you some coffee flavored, sugar-loaded slurpee like drink.

What am I supposed to ask for to get black coffee poured over ice????
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gr8Life




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 3:38 am
Is there such a thing as decaf coffee? What is it call?
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twizzlers1




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 3:46 am
amother Bluebonnet wrote:
Trying to get an ice coffee and everyone keeps giving you some coffee flavored, sugar-loaded slurpee like drink.

What am I supposed to ask for to get black coffee poured over ice????


That's what I drink every single day at home. It's called a kafe kar or cold coffee. Ice cream store if I asked doesn't actually make coffee so that's all they have is the coffee that's really not a coffee at all because even the two year olds drink it.
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WitchKitty




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 3:46 am
When my parents were telling people how "only in Israel does the bank manager go to yeshiva in the middle of a workday!"
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twizzlers1




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 3:46 am
gr8Life wrote:
Is there such a thing as decaf coffee? What is it call?


Yes they have it and I think all the places that I've ever gone to to get coffee have it. It's called notel caffeine.
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amother
Vanilla


 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 3:57 am
did not happen to be but I heard it..
sem girl gets off the bus and tells drive "yesh baggage btachtonim"
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chanchy123




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 4:05 am
amother Bluebonnet wrote:
Trying to get an ice coffee and everyone keeps giving you some coffee flavored, sugar-loaded slurpee like drink.

What am I supposed to ask for to get black coffee poured over ice????

Ask for cafe kar
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chanchy123




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 4:06 am
twizzlers1 wrote:
Yes they have it and I think all the places that I've ever gone to to get coffee have it. It's called notel caffeine.

Natul caffeine (but you can just say natul).
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essie14




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 4:52 am
amother Bluebonnet wrote:
Trying to get an ice coffee and everyone keeps giving you some coffee flavored, sugar-loaded slurpee like drink.

What am I supposed to ask for to get black coffee poured over ice????

קפה קר
Cold coffee
Or קפוצ'ינו קר
Cold cappuccino
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Chickensoupprof




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 4:52 am
Can only say as visitor:

- I expected a “thank you” and “you’re welcome” at a store… I shouldn’t have expected that.

-busses don’t work, I shouted also didn’t work… I shouted “ok u all want to have me make aliya? Really? I try already for hours to get a bus and I’ve spent lots of shekels to get the right ticket… if I make aliya I want to have the bus for free ok?!”
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essie14




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 4:53 am
gr8Life wrote:
Is there such a thing as decaf coffee? What is it call?

Of course. All coffee shops and supermarkets have it
קפה נטול
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essie14




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 11 2022, 4:55 am
This is hilarious
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8N6k6y7/
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