Chat GPT - The Imamother Daily Story

PinkFridge

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 7:48 pm

amother OP wrote:

Write a 100 word story, D.r Seuss style using the following phrases: painted chandelier, Bubby babysitting, painted nails, jalapeño potato kugel, abandoned babies

(I guess AI mixed up some pronouns here. It’s very woke)

Once there was a family with a painted chandelier,
Where Bubby was always babysitting with care.
He trimmed his nails, and painted them for flair,
And made a jalapeño potato kugel to share.

But one day, something he'd never seen before,
He found a bundle of four, abandoned at the door.
He quickly took them in and gave them a home,
And the family was filled with love, never feeling alone.

Bubby was always so kind and so true,
He made sure the babies felt safe and were never blue.
He'd make them laugh, and take them out to play,
And make sure they knew they would always be OK.

It rhymes chandelier and care. Does that mean ChatGPT's from Brooklyn?
And re woke: Yes, apparently Bubby identifies as a man.

amother

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 7:59 pm

chanatron1000 wrote:

Ask ChatGPT for some Imamother.com posts. Don't describe the site. Are the results Jewish?

Just tried. And yup, on target. Freaky.

Write a controversial post for imamother.com

In light of the recent rise in Orthodox Jewish women pursuing higher education, why are we still so reluctant to let our daughters pursue a career? It's time to recognize that a college degree can open the doors to a successful and fulfilling life, and that the traditional model of marriage and motherhood isn't the only path for a woman to take. Let's break out of the box and empower our daughters to pursue their passions and reach their full potential .

dena613

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 8:00 pm

Hysterical
I told it to Write a poem including these words:
Yerushalmi kugel
Meah shearim
Tichel
you a freilichen Purim

Here is what it came up with... Humans win

Yerushalmi kugel and Meah Shearim
A festive tichel to wear with vim
The streets are filled with joy and cheer
To celebrate you a freilichen Purim

Crowds of people in costumes bright
Kiddushim and singing, what a night
The Simchas Torah flag flying high
The night is festive, no need to cry

Yerushalmi Kugel, here we come
Meah Shearim’s where we’ll be from
Tichels of many colors and styles
Mimicking the rainbow’s endless miles

Purim is a joyous day
A time to feast and laugh and play
So don your tichel and come to the feast
For Yerushalmi Kugel and Meah Shearim

dena613

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 8:10 pm

LoL
Here's a story it created with some of today's topics
Rabbi Moshe Goldstein had been a rabbi for many years, but this was the first time he was becoming the rabbi of an entire community. He had a deep sense of commitment to serve the people of this community, a sense of responsibility to perform his duties as a leader and role model.

The moment that Rabbi Moshe arrived at the airport, he was immediately greeted with an unusual situation. Lying in a bundle were two small children. A baby had been left at the airport, and no one seemed to know who the baby's parents were. After taking the abandoned baby into care, Rabbi Moshe set to work consoling the distressed family, ensuring that the baby would be safe and provided with basic needs.

However, things were far from normal in this community. Even though Rabbi Moshe believed that pharmaceuticals are beneficial, there was still a level of stigma attached to taking medication such as Ozempic, which had recently been approved by the FDA for glucose control. In order to set an example, Rabbi Moshe began taking it himself to help regulate his own blood sugar levels.

Though he understood the need for patients to take medications, he still tried to encourage the community to practice a healthier lifestyle without relying primarily on drugs

chanatron1000

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 8:15 pm

amother OP wrote:

It gave you something controversial instead of giving you a lecture on being respectful? How?

dena613

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 8:16 pm

This is way too addictive and fun

It's almost 2020, so why are so many women risking their lives and the lives of others by texting on flip phones while driving on Route 9? We as parents, employers, and citizens need to come together and advocate for safer driving practices. Too often, women who drive on Route 9 are putting themselves and others in harm's way by texting on flip phones while driving. This is a dangerous practice, and it needs to be addressed. Let's make sure our roads are safe for everyone

Or

It's a dangerous habit, yet all too common on our roads: women texting on their clunky old flip phones while driving. Despite the advancements in phones and driving safety technologies, a troubling number of women continue to text while driving, especially along route 9. Not only is it distracting and irresponsible, it puts everyone around them at risk of injury or worse. If you see someone texting while driving, put your foot down and make sure they put the phone away. Word to the wise: texting while driving can cost you more than a few fingers.

Or

Steve was driving on route 9, when suddenly he noticed a woman in front of him texting on her flip phone, driving along the highway. He was sure that his eyes were deceiving him. “How does she do it?” he thought. “Rocking the retro tech while making the most of her multitasking ability - it’s like her thumbs were born for this!”.

PinkFridge

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 8:20 pm

dena613 wrote:

Leaving aside the desperate need for more editing, where's the second child in the bundle?

amother

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 8:29 pm

amother Candycane wrote:

Search for something controversial.
Have it write an opinion on whether women should be supporting husbands in kollel.

Write a back and forth arguement about whether women should be financially supporting men in kollel.

Argument 1:

No, women should not be financially supporting men in kollel. It is the responsibility of the husband to provide for his family, and if he chooses to pursue a life of full-time Torah study, then he should be the one to provide for his family. It is unfair to expect women to bear the burden of supporting a household by themselves.

Argument 2:

Yes, women should be financially supporting men in kollel. Women have the right to pursue their own paths in life, and if their husband chooses to pursue a life of full-time Torah study, then they should be able to support him financially if they are able. It is important to recognize the contributions of women in the Jewish community, and providing financial support to men in kollel is one way of doing so

amother

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 8:35 pm

amother Candycane wrote:

Ask why women shave.

Why do women shave?

Women shave to remove unwanted body hair, for hygiene reasons, or to achieve a smoother, more attractive appearance. Some women also shave for religious or cultural reasons.

Why do chassidish women shave?

(Better call the laser technician tonight!)

Chassidish women shave as part of their religious practice. In Orthodox Judaism, women are commanded to remove all body hair from the neck down. This is based on the interpretation of the Biblical commandment that men should not round the corners of their heads (Leviticus 19:27). The interpretation is that women should also remove all body hair to maintain modesty.

PinkFridge

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 8:47 pm

amother OP wrote:

Argument 2 is making my head hurt.

NechaMom

Wed, Feb 01 2023, 9:29 pm

amother OP wrote:

From the neck down? I’d think from the neck up unless she’s doing a headstand while shaving.