New Game: Name that Tape

unnamed

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 6:15 pm

amother OP wrote:

Our grandparents came to this land,
A land they did not understand.
They made their new start
With hope in their heart,
And all that they owned in their hand.

Papa, Papa, how much longer til we get to America?

amother

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 6:37 pm

Ohhhhh...Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yamaka...

amother

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 6:39 pm

We can do teshuva
We can repent from our ways
We can do teshuva
Just like in previous days

advocate

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 6:40 pm

What about a yak?!
Do you carry a 53 short?
50 cents?!!!

Perrys

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:08 pm

amother OP wrote:

We can do teshuva
We can repent from our ways
We can do teshuva
Just like in previous days

Purim story

Shopmiami49

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:14 pm

amother OP wrote:

We can do teshuva
We can repent from our ways
We can do teshuva
Just like in previous days

Purim story

Shopmiami49

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:15 pm

amother OP wrote:

Ohhhhh...Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yamaka...

magic yarmulka

Shopmiami49

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:15 pm

amother OP wrote:

There was an one- eyed one-horned flying lukshin kugel eater
Mama Liba, git meshiga
Flying lukshin kugel eater
Who loves kugel?
Mister lukshin kugel eater!
What a sight to see!

country yossi

Shopmiami49

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:15 pm

amother OP wrote:

Torah tziva lanu moshe
Morasha kehilas Yaakov
Hashems holy gift has always kept us
Forever and ever alive

the golden crown

Hashem_Yaazor

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:29 pm

amother Sunflower wrote:

I'm five
I'm five
I'm a great big boy
I'm five
I can say modeh Ani
and I don't need my Mommy
To help me anymore..

No one answered this?!
Ella Adler's Kosher Fairytales

cbsp

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:32 pm

amother Seablue wrote:

"I like fish tooo..."

especially fried fish, in breadcrumbs, and lemon juice.

The Purim story

cbsp

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:33 pm

"pack your Chevy or Oldsmobile
Strap yourself in behind the wheel"

Ema of 5

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:44 pm

amother OP wrote:

Who remembers Mr. Genugshoin
And Mayor Fiarella Lagardenhose? LOL

Mayor (pronounced how New Yorkers leave off the last r) figalleli lagardenhose??? THATS a funny name!!

How about these?

1. Ma papa eats a-pasta
2. What’s my ketchup doing on the radio?
3. Come now Mr. Pump, don’t be such a grump
4. Kislev, teves, shvat, and….October!!

Lovable

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:46 pm

Ema of 5 wrote:

613 Torah Avenue!
Walk! Walk! Walk!
Dont Walk! Dont Walk! Dont Walk!
Do you or dont you want me to walk?
Walk! Walk! Walk!

Shopmiami49

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:49 pm

Ema of 5 wrote:

1. when zaidy was young 2
2. marvelous middos machine?

cbsp

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:51 pm

Ema of 5 wrote:

1. Cousin Lemel's bar mitzvah - when Zeidy was young part 2

2. Marvelous Middos machine

4. Tuki, don't know which album (just kidding country yossi)

momof2+?

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:55 pm

Hashem_Yaazor wrote:

No one answered this?!
Ella Adler's Kosher Fairytales

Idk if I ever actually heard the song play, but my grandmother used to sing us the song (just 2-3 lines of it Smile

)
Something about being old enough to take out the garbage?

momof2+?

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:57 pm

It’s amazing how many of us remember these tapes verbatim after not hearing them for so many years.

amother

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 7:59 pm

I wonder of anyone will know this:

Sammy, these fringes are called tzitzis you know
I wear them constantly, wherever I go
Wherever I am and whatever I do.
These tziztis remind me that I am a Jew
Gedilim taaseh lecha
Is what the Torah does say
And I make a bracha over them
Every single day

amother

Sun, Feb 26 2023, 8:01 pm

momof2+? wrote:

It’s amazing how many of us remember these tapes verbatim after not hearing them for so many years.

They play in my head all the time..
The mishne says that things a young person learns is like writing in fresh paper.