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chassidisheveib




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 3:54 pm
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
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chassidisheveib




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 3:54 pm
What is a knight’s favorite fish?

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chassidisheveib




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 3:54 pm
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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chassidisheveib




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 3:55 pm
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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chassidisheveib




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 3:56 pm
Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?
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Lemonade 2323




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 4:26 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?


Because if they'd fly over the bay they'd be bagels (bay-gulls).
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Plonis bas Plonis




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 4:46 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

Because it wanted a well-balanced meal!
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Plonis bas Plonis




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 4:47 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
What is a knight’s favorite fish?

a swordfish
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NechaMom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 7:25 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
What do you call a sleeping bull?

Bulldozer
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 8:14 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?

Because nobody will play with a cheetah
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Plonis bas Plonis




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 5:04 pm
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
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Plonis bas Plonis




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 5:04 pm
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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Plonis bas Plonis




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 5:05 pm
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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NechaMom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 6:41 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Jack and Jill were out of toilet roll?
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Hello2u2




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 6:42 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?


I googled the answer Smile
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NechaMom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 6:43 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

They have nuclear weapons?
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NechaMom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 6:43 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
I googled the answer Smile

You can do that with every riddle. Much more fun to guess.
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daredevil




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 6:50 pm
What hand is it better to write with?

Why was the dog sweating so much?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

(Taken from leapfrog storytime. I hear these jokes playing constantly in my house)
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Hello2u2




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 7:07 pm
NechaMom wrote:
You can do that with every riddle. Much more fun to guess.


sorry, was just this once! had to know the answer. and lol
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Hello2u2




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2024, 7:07 pm
daredevil wrote:
What hand is it better to write with?

Why was the dog sweating so much?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

(Taken from leapfrog storytime. I hear these jokes playing constantly in my house)


he was a hot dog?
an investigator??
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