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amother
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Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 7:42 pm
amother OP wrote:
Your breath

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
(This riddle is one of my favorites!)

No LOL
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amother
OP


 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 9:17 pm
ittsamother wrote:
A river?

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

Birth control pack
Just kidding, a calendar.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
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ittsamother




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 09 2024, 10:58 pm
amother OP wrote:
Birth control pack
Just kidding, a calendar.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?


Your breath.

Malky has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Malky have?
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amother
Ghostwhite


 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 5:48 am
ittsamother wrote:
Your breath.

Malky has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Malky have?

5

Yossi's mother has three children: Avraham, Yitzchok, and _?
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 6:11 am
amother Ghostwhite wrote:
5

Yossi's mother has three children: Avraham, Yitzchok, and _?

Yossi
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ittsamother




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 6:29 am
amother Ghostwhite wrote:
5

Yossi's mother has three children: Avraham, Yitzchok, and _?


Yossi.

A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hat doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 6:41 am
ittsamother wrote:
Yossi.

A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hat doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

He wasn't wearing his hat, it was safe at home.
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ittsamother




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 6:42 am
theoneandonly wrote:
He wasn't wearing his hat, it was safe at home.


Yep. You need to add the next riddle! Or you keep stopping the flow.
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 6:44 am
ittsamother wrote:
Yep. You need to add the next riddle! Or you keep stopping the flow.

Sorry! I can't think of any riddles offhand but I enjoy answering them
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 8:38 am
Two in a corner,
one in a room,
zero in a house,
but one in a shelter.
What am I?
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cbsp




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 9:05 am
GLUE wrote:
Two in a corner,
one in a room,
zero in a house,
but one in a shelter.
What am I?


The letter R

How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 10:24 am
cbsp wrote:
The letter R

How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?

I would think it would be kind of obvious...
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cbsp




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 10:47 am
theoneandonly wrote:
I would think it would be kind of obvious...


It's hiding...
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amother
OP


 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 1:24 pm
cbsp wrote:
The letter R

How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?

Because the lettuce is flattened and the milk is spilled and there’s footprints in the butter and the door won’t close

Riddle: A man lives on the 30th floor of a building. Every morning he takes the elevator all the way down to the ground floor and goes to work. In the evening, when he returns, he takes the elevator to the 20th floor and then walks up the stairs the rest of the way to his apartment on the 30th floor. Why does he do this?

ETA for the riddle: on rainy days he goes up to the 30th floor from the elevator
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 2:03 pm
amother OP wrote:
Because the lettuce is flattened and the milk is spilled and there’s footprints in the butter and the door won’t close

Riddle: A man lives on the 30th floor of a building. Every morning he takes the elevator all the way down to the ground floor and goes to work. In the evening, when he returns, he takes the elevator to the 20th floor and then walks up the stairs the rest of the way to his apartment on the 30th floor. Why does he do this?

ETA for the riddle: on rainy days he goes up to the 30th floor from the elevator

He is to short to reach the 30 button,on rainy days he uses his umbrella

Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?
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ittsamother




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 2:35 pm
GLUE wrote:
He is to short to reach the 30 button,on rainy days he uses his umbrella

Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?


At the book-making factory, or whatever it's called.

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 2:36 pm
ittsamother wrote:
At the book-making factory, or whatever it's called.

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

Your left hand
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 2:37 pm
amother OP wrote:
Your breath

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
(This riddle is one of my favorites!)

Was this ever answered?
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ittsamother




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 2:38 pm
theoneandonly wrote:
Was this ever answered?


The answer was no, we cannot guess it. (Cuz there is no answer.)
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 10 2024, 2:44 pm
ittsamother wrote:
The answer was no, we cannot guess it. (Cuz there is no answer.)

Ohhh ok. Feeling stupid now LOL
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