There's a Time, to Rhyme

Ima'la

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 5:53 am

But you have to know what you'll feed 'em.

As it gets later, it doesn't get easier
I realize I've taken nothing out of the freezer

No time to wait for something to defrost...

Ribbie Danzinger

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 5:58 am

The big Jewish question is "how much does it cost?"

As for me, no lunch is yet on the table,
And my kids will be in the door as soon as they are able.

So help! What shall I serve,
I'm losing my nerve!

Anything will do, as long as it is kosher

technic

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 6:22 am

tasty and simple - u dont need it posher! (btw that was mean, I had a hard time finding a rhyme!!!)

so open the cupboard and see what uve got

mali

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 6:24 am

there may be some food to put in the pot.

but if there isn't give them some sweets
candy is something a kid gladly eats

then again, a good jewish mom

technic

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 6:29 am

SHOULD BE CLEANING HER HOUSE!!!! Tongue Out

why have u logged back on???!!!! LOL

im a fine one 2 talk

Ima'la

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 6:41 am

hey technic, if can't walk the walk... Wink

Ribbie, give 'em PB & J
and send 'em on their way

Around here a good standby is borekas (rhyme that! Wink

)

technic

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 6:43 am

usually preferred by yekkes!!!! (WHAT was that abt not walking the walk.... Wink

)

mali

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 6:49 am

that means myob,
you little gawk.

sorry 'bout the insult
I didn't mean you
you're already an adult
and not a small jew

so, go clean in peace

Ribbie Danzinger

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 7:15 am

I gave them scrambled eggs, crackers and some cheese.

I hope they will soon all be doing homework,
Although some of them have already gone outside to lurk.

I'm renewing today a system of prize-winning points,

Ima'la

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 2:25 pm

Whatever will take the load off your joints!

technic, no offense meant, my dear Exclamation

you told her she should be cleaning, not posting here
but you'd been here for quite some time
and besides - it rhymed!

p.s. borekas-yekkes - good one!

Ribbie Danzinger

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 4:13 pm

Oh my, we sure are having some fun!

I especially was laughing out loud,
when I read Squash's post - she should now be quite proud,
(just scroll back until you reach the mechitza
that she found to rhyme with technic's old pizza).

But now to get off the subject of food

technic

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 4:14 pm

ty - I found that rhyme fun!!!

another day has nearly gone
my chores abandoned, ive logged on

to chill out in the ima zone

momluv

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 4:36 pm

and hearing the washers drone.

relaxin' now a bit....

Ribbie Danzinger

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 4:48 pm

Ha ha technic are you having a fit?

At least we have the same tastes in poetry,
I wonder if there is an on-line rhyming dictionary

That would certainly make life on this thread easier

GetReal

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 5:11 pm

But the rhymes might get cheesier

I googled it and camp up with www.rhymezone.com
A help for a rhymeless mom

So go ahead and check it out

shalhevet

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 5:18 pm

To me it sounds a bit of a cop-out

Your brains are not working well
And so you think websites should tell
What to write in the next line
Instead of using your seichel on line

Exercising your brain holds off senility

GetReal

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 5:25 pm

So using that site is really a pity

My grandmother got hooked on Sudoku
I guess what you said she already knew

B"H for this thread keeping our brains sharp

shalhevet

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 5:31 pm

For brains sure beats cleaning carp

But for our souls cooking fish is a treat
Especially when on Shabbos the results we'll eat
Us ladies have to balance things out
Between reading Rashi and frying up trout

And we all know that whoever on Shabbos eats fish

momluv

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 5:33 pm

and any other type of dish,

don't forget the relish,
especially if it's delish..

will receive the money spent on shabbos back...

GetReal

Wed, Nov 28 2007, 5:37 pm

so that cash you won't lack

Actually, carp is a type of fish
That for Shabbos I've never cooked
But the first time I made gefilte
When in the pot I looked

It had exploded!