If there was an imafather or abbafather...

greentiger

Thu, May 15 2008, 6:19 pm

chaylizi wrote:

doesn't everyone wear one pair of tzitzis for an entire year & then replace them???

My hubby would be in that thread too LOL

Laughing Bag!

Wed, Jul 16 2008, 9:33 pm

these are hysterical im on the floor laughing my head off go on theyre good I personnally would think the men are not so expressive though they would be busy with tecnical or electrical...lol lol lol lol LOL

ESB

Sun, Jul 20 2008, 1:50 am

THis thread really had me rolling my head off. Most of them are so true.

Does your wife cook or buy dinner?

Does she prepare breakfast?

Do you make your own bed?

Rolling Laughter

yummydd

Sun, Jul 20 2008, 5:57 am

Does your dw also get nervous when you sit in the bathroom for too long? Am I not entitled to some sudoku time?

How often do you make your bed?

I wish we could have the time of the month when were entitled to be in a bad mood.

zigi

Sun, Nov 02 2008, 10:10 am

yummydd wrote:

lol rofl!

these are too funny

whats wrong with wearing the same shirt again? its not dirty.

how come I'm the one who has to say I'm sorry all the time?

where can I buy good beer or mashke?

Fabulous

Wed, Nov 05 2008, 10:50 am

I just apologized, she's crying, Good, bad, or ugly?

Do you do diapers?

I am sick of being compared to other dh's in regard to laundry, dishes etc... I'M A MAN!!

pappymom

Wed, Nov 05 2008, 1:22 pm

Why is it that no matter how much I do, I just don't "help enough"!

Isramom8

Wed, Nov 05 2008, 2:15 pm

So how can you tell if it's a sheitel? I keep gazing and thinking about her hairstyle, but I can't figure out if the chick is married.

yersp

Wed, Nov 05 2008, 2:29 pm

Why is it that when I come home from a long hard day at work, does the house look like a tornado? What can my wife be doing all day? She claims that she's cleaning all day (I don't see it) and it's impossible to keep the house constantly clean because the kids are always underfoot and anything that she puts away gets taken out again a few minutes later. Do you think it's true?

Poll:
Do you believe your wife when she says she's been cleaning all day yet it looks like a tornado hit when you get home from work?

a- yes, always
b- no, never
c- maybe,
d- nah!

PinkFridge

Wed, Dec 01 2010, 3:40 pm

Oh, I can't wait to read this but have to get off. Sounds like some all time classic imamother posts might be herein.

chocolate chips

Thu, Dec 02 2010, 11:12 am

This is a funny post! thanks for bumping it!

how about:
how to tell my wife that the ipad is a necessity?

why cant dw watch a film without asking me a zillion questions and hiding her head in my shirt when they shoot??
(the latter would totally be posted by dh Very Happy

)

clowny

Thu, Dec 02 2010, 12:16 pm

I called dw to tell her that they finally delivered our new recliner and its a peach color. When she came home she was making so much fun of me, and telling me that im color blind because its really maroon.

Was it such a big mistake??? Whats the difference???

(btw this really happened)

PinkFridge

Thu, Dec 02 2010, 12:37 pm

OK, Uncle. I concede that imafather or whatever could get off the ground (contrary to my assertion on another thread).
I can't think of anything off hand but believe me, I would only share if this was amother enabled Twisted Evil