Socks dating agency - attn Clarissa

Clarissa

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 5:01 pm

Purplehair wrote:

I guess I must have racist socks, they've been sorted "lights" and "darks".
embarrassed

I would never let my socks live in a bag that insists on racial sorting! And this goes for my genetic socks as well as my adopted socks.

(I love thread cross-pollination)

Tamiri

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 5:09 pm

My white sock can't find black pantyliners anywhere.

Mimisinger

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 5:10 pm

LOL - really made me laugh - something I needed right now...

I have a lot of single knee highs - any ankle socks looking to marry up? Smile

Ima'la

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 5:13 pm

GetReal wrote:

Ima'la wrote:

I have a black sock here saying, "I'm looking for a match who can make a mean cellphone pilaf!"

I have a white sock who might fit the bill

But then their children will be bi-racial, and might have a hard time if they ever need to be adopted... Not sure if this is such a good idea after all

Hey, that's ok - maybe we can just be friends (wink, wink)?...........

Tamiri

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 5:15 pm

This one is really serious: Can male and female socks that are NOT RELATED, be buried next to each other in that shopping bag hanging in my closet.

Yeh, yeh, I know (forgot the words) Music

Call your local Music

Orthodox

socks authority Music

Love My Babes

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 5:23 pm

Apple pie wrote:

Love My Babe wrote:

preferably one that comes from the old navy family, maybe its cousin gap could do....

Are you looking only for socks with yichus? LOL

actually yes. I think if you take a sock from such a family, it would be beneath their standards to look elsewhere! LOL

Clarissa

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 5:24 pm

Do people hold it against a sock if he goes off the derech? I know a very nice one who briefly became a sock puppet and was into hands (or they were into him) but he's back to being a sock, full-time.

technic

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 7:02 pm

mummiedearest wrote:

same here, but what are your socks' views on mixed marriages?

no prob - but no pre-marital sox!!!! embarrassed

technic

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 7:06 pm

GetReal wrote:

Ima'la wrote:

I have a black sock here saying, "I'm looking for a match who can make a mean cellphone pilaf!"

I have a white sock who might fit the bill

But then their children will be bi-racial, and might have a hard time if they ever need to be adopted... Not sure if this is such a good idea after all

nope - put chatan and kallah thru one of my washes and theyll end up identical... embarrassed

technic

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 7:09 pm

Mrs. XYZ wrote:

I have a couple of 'cousin' socks. Think I could just pair them up? or could it cause problems?

could be complications if they share the same...jeans!!! Tongue Out

Toot

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 7:11 pm

I only have single male socks, which might lead to serious isurim. Ladies, I need your female socks immediately!

Also, my sox are New Yorkers - no Bostonians please!

yersp

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 7:19 pm

SBS/SNS looking for another SBS or SNS for LTR till old age occurs. Must be between brand new or semi new and definitaly single. Not looking for worn out ones either. The younger the better.
Please reply with pic if you fall within what I'm looking for.
Serious inquiries only
Thank You.

Terminology:
SBS= Single Black Sock
SNS= Single Navy Sock
LTR= Long Term Relationship

mummiedearest

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 7:24 pm

my socks say they're not ready for shidduchim--
they haven't been tested by drawer yesharim yet.

yersp

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 7:25 pm

mummiedearest wrote:

my socks say they're not ready for shidduchim--
they haven't been tested by drawer yesharim yet.

Chaval al hazman

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 8:47 pm

What can I say? The shidduch scene socks....

Tefila

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 8:59 pm

Quote:

my socks say they're not ready for shidduchim--
they haven't been tested by drawer yesharim yet

A classic. Very Happy

U know conversion may be the key Idea

why not convert them to all white or black and you will never have to worry about them assimilating ever again Confused

greenfire

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 10:16 pm

if you ask me I say pair any socks together ... better than no socks at all ... Drunken Smile

Purplehair

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 10:24 pm

My DH pairs socks according to "thickness" when he can't find the "proper shidduch".

roza

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 10:26 pm

This is an advice for all those still single (or in parasha) socks out there. I read about it in Binah actually.

Take a cell phone, set the ringer on 'vibrate', stick it inside the sock- makes a good foot massager.

Now the sock leads a productive life while someone is looking for it's perfect match.

Purplehair

Thu, Jan 03 2008, 10:32 pm

If you put the cell phone in a sock, would you ever consider using it in the rice?