Shrimpclyde?? Where do I buy that ?

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Fri, Jun 19 2020, 9:24 am

amother [ Mistyrose ] wrote:

By the way, Ora, what do you think of the ShvimClyde?

I’d stick to the brand name! Especially if I want my kids to fit in Tongue Out

Ora in town

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 9:56 am

I am very happy OP was not bothered.

I apologize to everyone...

If you want I will delete my posts, if you prefer I leave them, I'll leave them.

And I am very sorry to have interrupted your cozy and humorous and harmonic atmosphere.

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FranticFrummie

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 9:58 am

OP, you made me click this thread because I was so curious about the title - and I'm glad I did! LOL

You are awesome for handling the good natured ribbing so well.

There is an Xian company called Dressing For His Glory, and they can custom design swimsuits for you in almost any color and length. DD was short, but we needed something that fell just below her knees, and they did a beautiful job. Their prices are very competitive with the frum stores.

https://dressingforhisglory.co.....mwear

The customer service is amazing, and they will even call you and make sure all the measurements are OK.

amother

Ecru

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:00 am

Ora in town wrote:

Hey Ora! Youre a-ok! It was fun being fun, it was humbling being told off, it was liberating removing my post, it was nice hearing back from OP. All in good humor! Have a wonderful shabbos

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Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:02 am

Ora in town wrote:

I prefer you leave them. But hey, it’s a free country.

Ora in town

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:08 am

Surplus wrote:

I prefer you leave them. But hey, it’s a free country.

So I will leave them.

As for "ShvimClyde", I would interpret it as an imperative (shvimm! = swimm!) addressed to a gorgeous, young, tall, musculous, blond, curled, tanned american called "Clyde". And I would use it as the title for a new soap opera with much nature and many swimming scenes, a bit like Tarzan or bay watch, geared to a public of bored housewives who do not really like their husbands or lonely singles.

If you want to start writing the script, be my guest...

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Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:25 am

Ora in town wrote:

So I will leave them.

As for "ShvimClyde", I would interpret it as an imperative (shvimm! = swimm!) addressed to a gorgeous, young, tall, musculous, blond, curled, tanned american called "Clyde". And I would use it as the title for a new soap opera with much nature and many swimming scenes, a bit like Tarzan or bay watch, geared to a public of bored housewives who do not really like their husbands or lonely, overewight singles.

If you want to start writing the script, be my guest...

Sounds nice but make sure to add some humor. You’ll have more people subscribe.

amother

Ecru

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:25 am

Ora in town wrote:

So I will leave them.

As for "ShvimClyde", I would interpret it as an imperative (shvimm! = swimm!) addressed to a gorgeous, young, tall, musculous, blond, curled, tanned american called "Clyde". And I would use it as the title for a new soap opera with much nature and many swimming scenes, a bit like Tarzan or bay watch, geared to a public of bored housewives who do not really like their husbands or lonely, overewight singles.

If you want to start writing the script, be my guest...

Oh! You have a great sense of humor after all!!!

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Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:27 am

amother [ Mistyrose ] wrote:

I already posted a ShvimClyde.

Fits the bill, except for the hair color.

Ora in town

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:32 am

Surplus wrote:

Fits the bill, except for the hair color.

Nah, sorry...
He has freckles.
He is not gorgeous at all.
he does not look particularly muscular, nor tall...

and he definitely does not look like a Clyde...

I'd rather go along the lines of the description at the beginning of "Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand...

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Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:36 am

Ora in town wrote:

That’s pretty insulting to people who have freckles, including me! Sad

Ora in town

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:37 am

Oh!

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Ora in town

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:39 am

Surplus wrote:

That’s pretty insulting to people who have freckles, including me! Sad

Very sorry. It's not about anti-freckelism, it's just that this "Clyde" has no freckles... If you want we can introduce a freckled character... Should it be a man or a woman?

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Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:40 am

Ora in town wrote:

Very sorry. It's not about anti-fecklism, it's just that this "Clyde" has no freckles... If you want we can introduce a freckled character... Should it be a man or a woman?

Transgender

freilich

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 10:42 am

Ora in town wrote:

If OP was hurt by your mocking and ridiculing her. Could she say so?
No!
She's alone.
You are many.

So easy to jump on one person when you outnumber them.

That's the basis of bullying.

Not to speak about what those reactions say about you, your hashkofe, your middes... even though you are hiding behind anonymity. But behind those pseudonyms, there are real persons... and they should be ashamed.

Quite ironic. For someone trying to defend a person who’s claiming she’s not being bullied, to bully all the other posters.

amother

Ecru

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 11:00 am

I’ve got freckles too
Lots and lots
Don’t like them though
So Clyde gets none

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Fri, Jun 19 2020, 11:10 am

amother [ Ecru ] wrote:

I’ve got freckles too
Lots and lots
Don’t like them though
So Clyde gets none

So she insulted 2 birds with one scone!
JK

amother

Mistyrose

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 11:36 am

Ora in town wrote:

and he definitely does not look like a Clyde...

But that's his name.

Ora in town

Fri, Jun 19 2020, 11:52 am

Quote:

Transgender

Which way?

Male to female or female to male?

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