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Tefila




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2005, 12:20 am
SNS SPECIAL PURIM EDITION 5761
8:27:PM Thursday, Mar 08, 2001

King Achashverosh was Finnish with his disobedient wife Vashti. "You Congo now!" he ordered her. After she had Ghana way, the king's messengers went Roman the land to find a new queen. And India end, the beautiful Esther won the crown.

Meanwhile, Mordechai sat outside the palace, where the Chile Haman would Czech up on him daily.

"I Haiti you because you refuse to bow to me!" Haman scolded Mordechai.

"USA very stubborn man. You Jews are such Bahamas! If you keep his up, Denmark my words! I will have all your people killed! Just Kuwait and see, you Turkey! "

Mordechai went into mourning and tore his clothes -- a custom known as Korea. He urged Esther to plead with the king. The Jews fasted for three days and grew very Hungary. Esther approached the king and asked, 'Kenya Belize come to a banquet I've prepared for you and Haman?" At the feast, she invited her guests to a second banquet to eat Samoa. The king asked, "Esther, why Jamaica big meal like this? Just tell me what you want. Unto half my United Kingdom will I give you." Esther replied, "Spain full for me to say this, but Haman is Russian to kill my people."

Haman's loud Wales could be heard as he carried Honduran this scene. "Oman!" Haman cried bitterly. "Iraq my brains in an effort to destroy the Jews. But that sneaky Mordechai -- Egypt me! "

Haman and his ten sons were hanged and went immediately to the Netherlands.

And to Sweden the deal, the Jews were allowed to Polish off the rest of their foes as well. "You lost your enemies and Uganda friend," the king smiled.

And that is why the Purim story Israeli a miracle. G-d decided to China light on His chosen people. So now, let's celebrate! Forget all your Syria's business and just be happy! Serb up some wine and Taiwan on!

Happy Purim!!!
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Pearl




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2005, 6:16 am
freilich - LOL ! thanks, getting in the Purim mood already!
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gryp




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2005, 9:19 am
Very Happy Very Happy
Shmais does it again... they always have the funniest things this time of year... Very Happy
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gryp




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2005, 5:59 pm
freilich- how come its not on shmais? is it last year's?
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Tefila




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2005, 6:01 pm
It was on yesterday and if you look at the date it was printed on 2001 Confused
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gryp




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2005, 6:07 pm
that was fast, then. he usually keeps it up long enough for people to actually see it...
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Tefila




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2005, 6:11 pm
embarrassed Unless it was from archives my son pulled it up Exclamation
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Anny




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 01 2005, 8:36 pm
lol
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