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Salmon
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 5:45 pm
"oooook. Margarine is not a toy!"
"I don't care if poopy is squishy, it still belongs in the toilet!"
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Tzutzie
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 5:53 pm
"Toy pots are not made to pee in"
"The armrest cup holder isn't made to pee in either. It's either the potty or the toilet."
I'm at my wits end!
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rachel6543
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 5:53 pm
“If I catch you reading, I’m putting your book in timeout”. Or something along those lines.
I’ve created a reading monster. My kid will read instead of whatever else he’s supposed to be doing. I find it funny I put books in timeout in my house!
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amother
Denim
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 5:54 pm
"I'm not a playground, get off my {insert body part here}," as I open my eyes to start my day.
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amother
Amber
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 5:59 pm
"This isn't a restaurant."
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PassionFruit
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:01 pm
Honey, do you mind watching the kids for a couple minutes so I can just eat my piece of chicken in bed, without anyone touching me?
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thunderstorm
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:02 pm
rachel6543 wrote: | “If I catch you reading, I’m putting your book in timeout”. Or something along those lines.
I’ve created a reading monster. My kid will read instead of whatever else he’s supposed to be doing. I find it funny I put books in timeout in my house! |
We have a similar rule. I put the kids on time out and remove all the books from the room because for them books are heaven on earth.
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Kiwi13
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:02 pm
“Sweetheart, nobody takes their lawnmower to bed.” (Cue the epic tantrum of all time...)
“Why are there Cheerios in your diaper?”
“The bubbles in your apple juice are different than the bubbles in the bathtub. Please stop swimming in your apple juice!”
“Elmo keeps Shabbos, too!” (Why we cant watch Sesame Street on Friday night)
“Okay fine, it’s green.” (Or yellow. Or purple. Either way, not worth the fight.)
“This doggy is called a cat, and it says meow.”
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thunderstorm
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:03 pm
PassionFruit wrote: | Honey, do you mind watching the kids for a couple minutes so I can just eat my piece of chicken in bed, without anyone touching me? |
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thunderstorm
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:05 pm
Tzutzie wrote: | "Toy pots are not made to pee in"
"The armrest cup holder isn't made to pee in either. It's either the potty or the toilet."
I'm at my wits end! |
I'll never forget having discovered the Rubbermaid container that housed our wooden train set filled to the brim with pee. One of my toddlers used it as a constant potty until I discovered it when cleaning for Pesach. That toy train became history REALLY fast
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chocolatecake
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:24 pm
I cant hear you if you are talking from the counter.
Yes I am hashem
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amother
Honeydew
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:28 pm
Bizzydizzymommy wrote: | My name is not Mommy!!! |
"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mommy?"
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Zehava
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:33 pm
Are you thinking again? Your bus will leave and you’ll stay home.
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amother
Denim
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:33 pm
Singing to my kids
"You scream at me, I'll scream at you louder, louder, louder, louder!"
And dancing out of the room, for a mommy time out.
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amother
Sienna
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:39 pm
Mommies dont need anyone in the bathroom with them because Mommy doesnt like when people clap fpr her after she makes.
This was after said kid called my mil to tell her that Mommy made so much in the toilet today, just like _____.
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Zehava
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:45 pm
amother wrote: | Mommies dont need anyone in the bathroom with them because Mommy doesnt like when people clap fpr her after she makes.
This was after said kid called my mil to tell her that Mommy made so much in the toilet today, just like _____. |
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allthingsblue
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:45 pm
Oh my, these are so funny, I am laughing out loud at some of them!
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fraimal
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:46 pm
Bizzydizzymommy wrote: | I'll never forget having discovered the Rubbermaid container that housed our wooden train set filled to the brim with pee. One of my toddlers used it as a constant potty until I discovered it when cleaning for Pesach. That toy train became history REALLY fast |
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