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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 8:43 am
No drinking ketchup from the bottle! If you want some, pour yourself a cup of it.
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cuties' mom
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 8:57 am
I thought you would know by now that anytime you're on the stove or fridge or in the oven, toilet, or bathtub, I'm sending you back to bed. If you're going to play in the middle of the night, play with toys.
Now you need to take another bath! We don't pour chili powder in your diaper!
Does the bath water taste that good with chili powder in it?
You have dolls for a reason. Stop pulling my hair.
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Lemon
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 3:54 pm
cinnamon wrote: | "No darling I don't need to drink a lot of milk so the baby'll have enough. Hashem made it so my body can take everything I eat and make milk out of it" (To my five year old who wanted to make sure his baby brother will have enough to eat)
"No he will not get chocolate milk if I eat a lot of chocolate" (To the eight year old who wanted the baby to have some variety) |
Haha my kids are the same! They are so confused. They Thought the baby is eating all the chopped up food from my stomach
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Denim
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 4:40 pm
3 year old:
"The ants go marching 2 by 2, the little one stops to take a poop"
Me:
"Very good rhyming, sweety!"
I never thought I would approve of the word poop
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Cyan
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 4:48 pm
The baby is a REAL person!
I AM listening to you. I just can't look at you when I'm cutting with a knife!
I'll come out of my room when I'm finished my coffee.
I'm so proud of you for gluing the pictures onto a paper and not gluing them onto the walls!
In this house, we eat over a plate!
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Cyan
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 4:51 pm
No, you cannot have even a tiny taste of the baby's milk. It only tastes yummy for babies. It tastes like hot milk - do you like hot milk? No, you cannot take one suck to try it! You got to nurse for a long time when you were a baby and now it's this baby's turn.
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debsey
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 5:15 pm
This thread is
Do you all live in my house?
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animeme
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 5:57 pm
I am not a napkin.
Ice cream is fine for breakfast because it has protein and calcium. Candy is not.
Please don't bentsh upside down.
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iyar
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 5:59 pm
To all you amothers above, waiting for the day when you can go to the bathroom in peace-
Thanks for the laughs!
&
Thanks for the memories!
Someday you'll say, "Drive carefully! And call me when you get there!"
(I know most of you probably don't believe me.)
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Clarissa
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 6:09 pm
When I want to guilt-trip my kids, I mention my c-sections and say, "They cut me open to bring you into the world!" They laugh. I have to think of a new one.
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Denim
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 6:24 pm
Clarissa wrote: | When I want to guilt-trip my kids, I mention my c-sections and say, "They cut me open to bring you into the world!" They laugh. I have to think of a new one. |
Seeing your profile pic, all I can think is "how come I didn't get the memo that they can cut the dad to make babies? Next baby, I'm so doing it that way!"
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Fox
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 7:12 pm
Clarissa wrote: | When I want to guilt-trip my kids, I mention my c-sections and say, "They cut me open to bring you into the world!" They laugh. I have to think of a new one. |
You have to be a little more graphic. "Sliced me open like a fish" is good. So is "filleted me like a salmon at the fish market." Not sure why mine are all fish-related, but I'm sure there are lots of equally graphic non-marine options.
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Pooh
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 8:45 pm
You can be next to me, not on top
If you're eating, you're sitting
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yo'ma
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Tue, Nov 21 2017, 7:21 am
animeme wrote: | I am not a napkin.
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I am not a chair, you have to ask permission before sitting on me.
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morningsickness
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Tue, Nov 21 2017, 7:52 am
"Yes, we are all going to die one day"
"yes, we will all have a kever one day. and yes, when Savta dies you can visit her kever. But Please don't talk about this with Savta" (the things 5 year olds pick up in gan:shock: .)
"You will be an Abba when you grow up Honey, not a Mommy, and Abba's don't have babies in their tummies...I know, life sucks that way"
"no, you CANNOT take the baby to Gan with you today, even if her name starts with a Bais"
My favourites:
"Because I am a Mommy" (answer to questions like: "why do mommies get to go to sleep late? " "why do mommies get to eat cake whenever they want?" )
"Because I said so"!!!!!!
And in Hebrew:"שתהיה לי בריא" . I recently heard Dd (5) mumble under her breath " שתהיה לי בריא" to the garbage can when she couldn't open it
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grace413
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Tue, Nov 21 2017, 8:11 am
iyar wrote: | T
Someday you'll say, "Drive carefully! And call me when you get there!"
(I know most of you probably don't believe me.) |
My mother just said this to me yesterday!
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