Chumra Store | Imamother

amother

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:17 pm

My son told me that someone in his Sheir is talking about opening up a Chumra Store

He is already planing to sell;

-Washing cups with eight handles, after all some of the water that you washed your hands might still be on the handle making your handles Tumah.

-Tizius that the bottem of the strings are color coded, after all when a string breaks this will make it so much easier to find the other end

-Strawberry peelers

He's looking for more ideas, what do you think any self respecting Chumra Store should have?

amother

Stonewash

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:21 pm

This is hilarious.

Obviously you cant tell ur son about this but the imamother niddatude towel set belongs in the chumra store.

How about rulers that measure up and down at the same time so you can measure 4 inches from knee and 4 from the floor?

Synthetic udders to pour cholov stam through and milk it into cholov yisroel?

imthatawesome

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:30 pm

Slip surfaces for tables because a table is like a mizbayach. Broken bones guaranteed!

Female erasure glasses - detects women for you and makes you see a lamppost instead

amother

Blushpink

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:34 pm

Covers with locks for wine bottles that are nonmevushal

amother

Gardenia

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:36 pm

amother Blushpink wrote:

Covers with locks for wine bottles that are nonmevushal

This is actually a good product idea. I can see people buying this.

Chana11

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:42 pm

Magnifying glasses with lights to detect bugs
Nail clippers that catch nails
Paper goods and water with a hechsher

amother

Lightgreen

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:44 pm

amother Blushpink wrote:

Covers with locks for wine bottles that are nonmevushal

Not a bad idea

amother

Lightgreen

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:44 pm

Chana11 wrote:

Magnifying glasses with lights to detect bugs
Nail clippers that catch nails
Paper goods and water with a hechsher

I own nail clippers that catch nails!!

amother

Wine

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:47 pm

amother Blushpink wrote:

Covers with locks for wine bottles that are nonmevushal

They already sell it
https://www.amazon.com/Combina.....ss_tl

amother

Blushpink

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:49 pm

Aren't non jews not supposed to see the wine also? J meant cover like for the whole bottle

amother

Blushpink

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:49 pm

I thought of another one. Swimming pool mechitzhas that separate the pool in half LOL

amother

Blushpink

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:51 pm

Bras with no bumps in back so no one can even tell ur wearing one

amother

Blushpink

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:52 pm

Floors to be installed in schools that can detect if you r not wearing tights

Chana11

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:52 pm

amother Blushpink wrote:

I thought of another one. Swimming pool mechitzhas that separate the pool in h LOL

alf

yes

imthatawesome

Tue, May 14 2024, 1:54 pm

Kli tishi’s for your Shabbos coffee. If your coffee is dissolving, you are too close to cooking

Happydance

Tue, May 14 2024, 2:04 pm

Decibel meter to ensure that your tefillos are said loud enough but not too loud to disturb your neighbor davening next to you

Success10

Tue, May 14 2024, 2:19 pm

Soup density measuring stick (to measure if your soup has been sufficiently watered down by the rain and you are allowed to leave your succah)

Matzoh steamroller (because thinner is better!, but you have to throw out the steamroller every 18 minutes and use a new one)

amother

Clear

Tue, May 14 2024, 2:21 pm

A set of false teeth that fit over your regular teeth for pesach. Did you really get your teeth clean enough to eat with?

amother

Clear

Tue, May 14 2024, 2:25 pm

Food sold in pre-opened packages, so never have to worry about opening them before Shabbos.

Soda and seltzer bottles that are pre-opened as well.

agreer

Tue, May 14 2024, 2:25 pm

amother OP wrote:

I would buy such a cup.